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幹嘛活到 85歲

6月 13, 2013

劉秋曼

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The Girl Next Door (2004) - IMDb幹嘛活到 85歲? 有個65歲的老頭子，拿著全部過關的健康檢查報告，頗滿意的問醫生：「以65歲的年紀來說，已經挺不錯了吧？你覺得我可以活到85嗎？」醫生問：「我不知道 --- 你喝不喝酒、抽不抽煙、嗑不嗑藥.....？？？！！！」 老先生回答：「對！除了上教堂、聖誕節偶爾喝點紅酒Directed by Luke Greenfield. With Emile Hirsch, Elisha Cuthbert, Timothy Olyphant, James Remar. 18-year-old Matthew Kidman is a straight 'A' over-achiever who feels that he has never really lived life to the full. That is, until he meets 'the girl next do...

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鸚鵡笑話

6月 13, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

The Girl Next Door (2007) - IMDb有個女人想養隻寵物來陪伴她度過老公跟孩子不在家的時段。想了很久，她終於決定買隻鸚鵡來作伴，因為鸚鵡不像貓狗一樣，很花時間照顧!而且鸚鵡還會說話呢!!找了很久..女人還是沒有買鸚鵡，因為鸚鵡實在是太貴了。有天!!他正在逛街的時候，看上了一隻漂亮的彩色鸚鵡，於是向老闆問價起價錢。老闆說，只要1千塊就好。Directed by Gregory Wilson. With William Atherton, Blythe Auffarth, Blanche Baker, Kevin Chamberlin. Based on the Jack Ketchum novel of the same name, The Girl Next Door follows the unspeakable torture and abuses committed on a teenage girl in the care of...

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神秘的五封信

6月 13, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Wil Wheaton - WWdN: In Exile幸運的信親愛的春嬌：在眾多視賭如命的賭徒中脫穎而出，獨占鰲頭的簽中樂透頭獎，是一種幸運；在千軍萬馬裡過關斬將殺出一條血路，戰至最後的一兵一卒才能命中卵子的精蟲，也是一種幸運；在眾多水性楊花、殘花敗柳的流『腥』花園裡能遇見你，更是幸運中的幸運；別怪我出言不遜、用詞不『蕩』，因為你的出現已經將我空明的心Wil Wheaton's "temporary" weblog of personal thoughts and observations, with links to his books, photographs and convention schedule....

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雙重打擊

6月 13, 2013

張憶曼

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PC Game News, Previews, Reviews, Guides and Features | IncGamers | IncGamers我有個同事 賴小姐(沒懷孕)，長的圓圓潤潤，非常愛吃...有次跟她老公搭火車回宜蘭娘家，人很多，沒有位子，小夫妻年輕力壯就決定站到宜蘭.....沒想到一走進車廂就有人讓位……熱心乘客："我馬上要下車沒關係，懷孕的人不能久站，坐著吧！"也不聽她分辨就硬拉她坐下，還很親切的講IncGamers is the best source for PC gaming news, reviews videos, previews, guides and daily features for PC gamers. ... 24/4 Tim McDonald News | Video Just Cause 3 gameplay trailer coming next week Today, in barely-counts-as-news news, Square Enix have .....

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你馬子怎麼醜成這樣啊

6月 13, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

The Sociopath Next Door: Martha Stout: 9780767915823: Amazon.com: Books昨天我哥例行地騎機車來接我下班騎著騎著,車子都遇到了紅燈停了下來快要變綠燈的時候,隔壁機車上的情侶中的男生對著我們大叫媽的~老兄!你馬子怎麼醜成這樣啊!下次記得找正一點的啊!哈哈哈哈~~~~~~說完就邊狂笑邊狂催油門一溜煙的就不見了我心想:算了~反正我也不是啥大正妹...(不過這樣被講心裡也不是很高[Dr.] Stout says that as many as 4% of the population are conscienceless sociopaths who have no empathy or affectionate feelings for humans or animals. As Stout ( The Myth of Sanity ) explains, a sociopath is defined as someone who displays at least three...

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玉米 老二，傻傻分不清楚

6月 13, 2013

郭憶香

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Door County Visitor Bureau | Door County Wisconsin有一對兄弟，老大是種地瓜的，老二是種玉米的。某一天，老大在鬆土，鏘的一聲，老大一看是神燈耶！他趕緊把老二叫來，一起叫出精靈。精靈說他們可以許三個願望。老二決定禮讓哥哥，老大就說：我希望我的地瓜變得又肥又大。於是他種的地瓜就都變得又肥又大了。輪到老二，他一時想不出來，老大替他想。老二說出前半段：我希望Welcome to Door County, Wisconsin — With more than 300 miles of spectacular shoreline and five majestic state parks, Door County is a four-season, outdoor recreation and pleasure lover’s dream come true. If you enjoy history, discovery and fun, Door Count...

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