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老公考試卷

6月 21, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

[Eng Sub HD] 140625 EXO - Members' Height & SM Basement 128 Floors - YouTube中國女生錄取老公試卷?本試卷?全國女生招錄老公統一考試試卷，各省(自治區、直轄市，計劃單列市，不含港、澳、臺地區)均須使用此卷，不得自行命題。 這一條我就有意見了，為什麼台灣同胞不能參加啊？你說說看啊～?由於法律未規定同性婚姻合法，故報名參加考試者均須?男性。若女性報名，須於開始考試前，到Mnet Moon Hee Jun Pure 15+ Cut Please do not reupload~ Raw video credits: SHINEBAND EXO Correction: (1:16 to 1:22) Sorry. Let me tell you this. If there was a basement with 128 floors, lava will flow out (thanks to Han BLUE)...

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賭博的神話

6月 21, 2013

何海丹

kuso

150112 Happy 23rd Birthday Do Kyungsoo/EXO D.O (생일축하합니다 도경수 야!) - YouTube過年大家難免會小賭一下 我有一個表哥要去賭時 我就說你幹嘛去賭ㄚ...浪費錢 他就說:「有錢不賭，愧對父母」 我再問輸了怎麼辦 他又說:「賭光輸光，為國爭光」結果他輸掉一萬多.... Finally!!!!! I've already made you a video.... I just wanna say Thank You and Happy Birthday! You are one of the person that really inspires me... you inspired me to dream.. to sing ..even I'm not that really good (Yes, I am) I even attempt to learn to da...

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誰的臉皮厚

6月 21, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Exo | Cricket Flour Protein Bars誰的臉皮厚 譚小姐：「你知道世界上最尖的東西是什麼嗎？」林先生：「不知道。」譚小姐：「那就是你的鬍子呀！你的臉皮那麼厚，可它們還是破皮而出。」林先生：「你知道世界上什麼東西最厚嗎？」譚小姐：「不知道。」林先生：「那就是你們女人的臉皮呀，鬍子那麼尖，可它在你們女人的臉皮下就是長不出來。」All natural cricket flour protein bars. Soy, dairy & gluten free. Paleo-friendly, healthy, and environmentally sustainable. Free shipping anywhere in the US. ... Paleo-friendly. Soy, dairy, grain and gluten-free. 10g of protein per bar, offering a sustain...

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爆笑口誤，絕對經典

6月 21, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

EXO's Profile - EXOdicted - EXO Fansite爆笑口誤，絕對經典1、一次文藝晚會，主持人上台報 幕：下面請欣賞：新疆歌舞，掀起你的頭蓋骨！毛骨悚然 ！   2、老虎不發貓，你當我是病危呀！  3、一次我開車，坐我旁邊的女同事突然問：“你怎麼開車不繫安全套的？”   4、我Birth Name: Huang Zi Tao Stage Name: Tao English Name: Edison Huang Birth Place: QingDao, China Date of Birth: May 2, 1993 Nationality: Chinese Height: 183 cm Weight: 64 kg Position: Main Rapper, Vocalist, Maknae Hobby: Singing, playing basketball ......

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母豬的規定

6月 21, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Bouncing Balls - Exploratorium | The Museum of Science, Art and Human Perceptio某局長到外地出差，辦完了公事之後，就要司機拉著他到處轉轉。轉的目的是要為老婆買點禮物。每次外出，局長都要為老婆買點禮物回去，幾年來已經成了一種習慣。 在一家時裝店裏，局長看中了一件女式睡衣，那睡衣的顏色是粉紅色的，很性感，360元。付了錢，局長才感到有些後悔。原因是營業員沒有開「辦公用品」的發票。這Bouncing Balls Gaining Height Material A Basketball A tennis ball To Do and Notice Hold the basketball about a meter above the floor. Drop the basketball and notice how high it bounces, it will certainly bounce up to a height lower than the height from wh...

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以前提到結婚想到天長地久；現在提到結婚....

6月 21, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

EXO | EXO-M | EXO-K | New Kpop Boy Groups | K-pop Concerts以前提到結婚，想到「天長地久」；現在提到結婚，想到「能撐多久」。以前提到結婚，想到「天長地久」；現在提到結婚，想到「能撐多久」。當初會結婚，說是「看上眼」；後來會離婚，說是「看走眼」。婚前，愛情是神話；婚後，愛情是笑話。男人花錢，是為了讓女人高興；女人花錢，是因為男人讓她不高興。嫁入「豪門」，要懂得EXO aka EXO-M and EXO-K is a twelve-member South Korean-Chinese boy group. Divided into two subgroups, promoting in South Korea and China separately. ... Warning: Illegal string offset 'quote1' in /home/kpopn131/public_html/kpopconcerts/wp-content ......

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