f5 big ip edge client

阿伯人生傳

5月 2, 2013

連元柳

kuso

The BIG-IP Edge Client Solution | Featured | F5 Networks阿伯人生傳(真的很好笑)~~~~ 連貫起來【阿伯笑話】 一天，一位阿伯聽說麥當勞的東西很有名，便起了個大早，到麥當勞去吃早餐，負責點餐的工讀生小妹問：「請問這位先生需要什麼？阿伯道：「給我一個滿福堡！」小妹又問：「先生。你要加蛋嗎？」阿伯道：「好呀！」小妹說：「加蛋要多十塊喔！」阿伯很驚訝In this Technology Demonstration, Peter Silva visits again with Jose Gonzalez to show the new BIG-IP Edge Client, covering such features as Smart Connect, Location Awareness, Customization, Deployment, Settings and other insights....

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談戀愛

5月 2, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

F5 BIG-IP Edge Client for iOS - Free download and software reviews - CNET Download.com有一對男女正在吃晚餐…那個女生一直問那個男生：你愛不愛我？男生看了女生一眼又繼續吃晚餐女生很生氣又再問了一次：你愛不愛我？男生終於說：愛女生又問：那你要怎麼證明？忽然男生從口袋裡拿了三十元出來，且問女生：你有沒有十元？女生拿了十元給了男生…男生就把四十元放在桌上過了一會兒The BIG-IP Edge Client application from F5 Networks secures and accelerates mobile device access to enterprise networks and applications using SSL VPN and optimization technologies ... Editors' Note: The download button opens the iTunes App Store, where ....

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人嚇人，嚇死人

5月 2, 2013

小安

kuso

F5 BIG-IP Edge Gateway Performance Demo - YouTube人嚇人，嚇死人女子下了夜班準備回家去，後面一男子尾隨圖謀不軌。女子甚怕，路過墳地，靈機一動，對墳墓說：「爸爸，我回來了，開門啊。」男子大懼，哇哇大叫奔逃。女子心安，正要離開，忽然從墳墓中傳來陰森森的聲音：「閨女，你又忘了帶鑰匙啊。」女子驚駭，也哇哇奔逃。這時從墳墓裡鑽出個盜墓的說：「靠，耽誤我工作，Watch how F5 has solved the security plus acceleration challenge for remote users. Demo shows BIG-IP Edge Gateway is twice as fast as the competition at downloading a 5MB Microsoft SharePoint file. A powerful example of optimization technology for superio...

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偷情.....跌倒

5月 2, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

AskF5 | Release Note: BIG-IP Edge Client for Windows Phone 8.1 version 1.0偷情.....跌倒有一個海邊的村落，村裡大部份男人時常出海很久不在家。村裏的女人幾乎每個人都有偷情，但在偷情後又會去找神父告解。過了一陣子後，神父建議那些女人：「以後我們把偷情這兩個字叫做跌倒，只要說『跌倒』我就知道了！」後來，老神父退休了，他走之前特別交代村長要把『跌倒』這兩個字的意思轉告新神父，User documentation for this release For a comprehensive list of documentation that is relevant to this release, refer to the following pages: BIG-IP Edge Apps BIG-IP Access Policy Manager Documentation BIG-IP Access Policy Manager and BIG-IP Edge Client f...

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老王死了

5月 2, 2013

何憶青

kuso

AskF5 | Manual Chapter: BIG-IP Edge Client for Windows一個七十幾歲的老人, 有一天他不幸在醫院裏過世了, 可是奇怪的很,醫院裏的每一個護士都哭的死去活來的. 有一個醫生正為此百思不解, 於是從中明察暗訪, 後來他才知道, 原來醫院裏的每一個護士都跟老王有一腿. 但是那個醫生反而更覺得納悶, 心想為什麼一個七十幾歲的老人能讓醫院裏上上To use the BIG-IP ® Edge Client ® for Windows, you must configure settings for the BIG-IP Edge Client for Windows in a connectivity profile on Access Policy Manager ® (APM). The connectivity profile for Windows includes Win/Mac Edge Client settings includ...

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有心機的小孩......

5月 2, 2013

何憶青

kuso

F5 Networks Inc.一個小孩提著死青蛙往妓女戶跑～一到門口，老鴇就擋著門說：「小孩子不可以進來。」那個小孩就說：「我是來玩女人的耶...你怎麼可以拒絕我呀。」老鴇：「哇勒～我們不招待十歲以下的啦，快走。」小孩：「我剛好十歲呀，我不管，我就是要玩。」老鴇：「你十歲呀～那還可以考慮；不過我怕大姐姐們不給你玩耶。」（外加鄙視F5 hardware and software ensures application delivery and security in data centers, hybrid cloud environments, and future software-defined networks. ... Anywhere, any time, on any device. Our products and solutions ensure your applications are always prot...

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