face off tv

新科媽媽

4月 16, 2013

陳巧芹

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Face/Off (1997) - IMDb    我第兒子在剛滿六個月的時候，一直三四天高燒不退也拉肚子.. 我老婆急了，打電話給醫生。 老婆說：「醫生，他還拉肚子怎麼辦？」 醫生說：「牛奶泡淡..」 老婆說：「泡蛋？那那那.. 整顆？還是只要蛋黃就好，要不要撥殼啊？」&Directed by John Woo. With John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen, Alessandro Nivola. In order to foil an extortion plot, an FBI agent undergoes a face-transplant surgery and assumes the identity and physical appearance of a ruthless terrorist, but the p...

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拉鏈沒拉

4月 16, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Matt Granite - The Deal Guy - Offers.com: Today's Best Coupons, Promo Codes & Deals    舅舅帶小甥女逛街，搭乘公車時，小甥女突然發現舅舅的背包拉鏈沒拉上，便認真地對他說：「舅舅，你的拉鏈沒拉上！」公車上的乘客立即注視舅舅的褲子，他也慌忙地檢查自己的褲子拉鏈。這時，小甥女又大聲嚷：「不好了，不只拉鏈沒拉上，連裡面的東西都快要掉出來啦..！」   &nMatt Granite - The Deal Guy Matt Granite is not an employee of Offers.com & does not make any money from these deals. Get his best deals at https://www.youtube.com/user ... About | Press | Partner | Careers | Scholarship | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | ...

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喝醉了

4月 16, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

WJCT - Official Site    同事們在小張家喝酒、聊天，酒過三巡後，為什麼大家都知道小張喝醉了？ 答：因為小張正在穿鞋子，準備回家。     Date/Time Event 02/20 11:00 am - 1:00 pm Michael Feldman's Whad'Ya Know? LIVE! The Florida Theatre WJCT and the Florida Theater present Michael Feldman's Whad'Ya Know? Michael Feldman's Whad'Ya Know? is... 05/22 2:00 pm - 4:00 pm Daniel Tiger's ......

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天氣越來越冷

4月 16, 2013

連元柳

kuso

KLAS-TV - Official Site    天氣愈來愈冷，為什麼小華不多加件衣服，反而要脫衣服？ 答：因為他準備要洗澡了。     Experts: Building case in 2014 Nevada standoff is complex Cliven Bundy is due to face a federal judge in Oregon this week over charges stemming from a 2014 … Metro Police investigate double stabbing at apartment ......

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好東西要和老朋友分享

4月 16, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Broadway Buzz | Videos, Interviews, Photos, News and Tickets | Broadway.com    小王有五顆糖，吃了兩顆後，被大林和他的女友看見， 大林說:「好東西要和老朋友分享。」請問小王該怎麼做？   答：向大林說聲「謝謝」，然後帶走大林的女友。       The BEST source for Broadway Buzz, Broadway Shows, Broadway Tickets, Off-Broadway, London theater information, Tickets, Gift Certificates, Videos, News & Features, Reviews, Photos, New York Hotel & Theater Packages. ... We're thrillifyed! Two-time Tony .....

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溺水

4月 16, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Unreality TV: The UK's BIGGEST Reality TV BlogUnreality TV | The UK's BIGGEST Reality TV Blog!      不小心溺水時，若附近沒有其他人該如何自救？   答：把水喝光。   X Factor, I'm A Celebrity and Strictly news and gossip in the UK's most fun reality TV blog! ... for the latest celebrity gossip, showbiz news, music & more!...

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