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老蒼蠅和小蒼蠅

10月 7, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Fat Cat Music House and Lounge有一天，老蒼蠅和小蒼蠅在外玩。小蒼蠅指著漫天白云問：“媽媽，這是什么？”媽媽說：“這是白云。”小蒼蠅指著藍天問：“這是什么？”媽媽說：“這是藍天。”又指著鮮花問“這是什么？”。媽媽Fat Cat Music House and Lounge is a thirties-era show house featuring local and "big name" live entertainment....

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漂亮MM想嫁有錢人，金融家的回復令人拍案叫絕

10月 7, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Fat Cats一個年輕漂亮的美國女孩在美國一家大型網上論壇金融版上發表了這樣一個問題帖：我怎樣才能嫁給有錢人？ “我下面要說的都是心里話。本人25歲，非常漂亮，談吐文雅，有品位，想嫁給年薪50萬美元的人。你也許會說我貪心，但在紐約年薪100萬才算是中產，本人的要求其實不高。 這個版My first time posting in this community! A Calico by the name of Lylli owns me and she is about I'd say 17 I think. We were looking around for a cat, this was some time ago, and we found in the paper a couple who wanted to give away their cat. So we get t...

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饅頭的N種結局

10月 7, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Fat Cat - Pool Halls - West Village - New York, NY - Reviews - Photos - Yelp從前，有一個胖的象包子一樣的饅頭。見義勇為篇：一天，丸子正在過馬路，一輛汽車飛馳而過，饅頭奮不顧身沖上去救丸子，結果，世界上多了一種食物——比薩。浪漫篇：饅頭愛上了香腸，他們發誓永不分離，于是世界上多了一種食品——熱狗。無辜篇：一天，饅頭看見哥哥在和肉828 Reviews of Fat Cat "Fun, affordable and funky. It would help if they door person or someone would give patrons a brief lowdown of how things work, so we're not left observing and guessing until we understand the deli style number system, and…...

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堵得你沒話說

10月 7, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

If you have to ask "Why?" you probably won't understand the fat chick. : Photo of the Week : Cat's H老婆特愛吃水果，一次和老婆往家走，老婆非要買幾斤蘋果帶回去，我說別買了，家里不是 還有桔子么。老婆回了一句特噎人：“桔子能吃出蘋果味兒來么？！” 和同學走在街上，發現地上不知誰掉了一毛錢硬幣，同學把它拾起來，我笑他說：“丟不丟人 ？一毛錢你也撿。”同學Cat's House of Fun Catay.com ... "Changing the World's View of Fat Chicks, One Visitor at a Time" photos of the week • photo collections • killin' time • participate • contact • movin' on • home...

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在游泳池尿尿的後果

10月 7, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Fat Cat - Disney Wiki小李是我的一個朋友. 他說:走呀!請你去游泳! 我說:不去! 他說:為什麼? 我說:水太臟,他們都往裡尿尿. 他說:那我們也往裡尿呀! 我說:不去. 然後他自己就去了. 玩了沒半個小時,給我打電話. 說:給我拿300塊錢來,我尿尿讓人抓住了. 我說:怎麼還能讓人抓住呢? 他說:人家在水里尿,我上跳臺Fat Cat is the secondary antagonist of Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers to the Rescue, and the main... ... Background He is a felonious gray Tabby cat and one of the Rescue Rangers' most frequent antagonists. He was introduced as the pet of the nefarious ......

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老公的懺悔書

10月 7, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Top 15 Amazingly Fat Cats - Neatorama親愛的老婆大人：遵照您的旨意，我在書房里反省了一個小時四十三分零七秒，喝了一杯白開水，上了一次衛生間，沒有抽煙，以上事實準確無誤，請審查。附上我的檢討報告，不當之處可以協商。經過３個月的婚姻生活，我認為老婆同志溫柔賢良，勤奮聰穎，是不可多得的好妻子，而身為丈夫的我卻舉止乖張，態度輕狂，所作所為確有值(Photo from Ashefire.net's Fat Pets gallery)Why do we love fat cats? Duh! Because they're so cuddly, cute and fat, of course!Many fat cats have become Internet phenomenon - the web has seen several viral emails on this subject (including a famous fake one...

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