few a few

小叮噹結局 文字版

1月 22, 2013

林若綠

kuso

For A Few Dollars More (Theme by Ennio Morricone) - YouTube某天，大雄如往常般，忘了做作業在學校被老師罵，也如往常般被技安、阿福他們欺負。連未來的老婆宜靜也答應要先嫁給別人。總之，對大雄來講，生活就是一連串類似事件的反覆。今天跟昨天沒什麼兩樣。唯一的變化是，小叮噹突然變成植物機器。無論大雄怎麼踢、打、罵，小叮噹都沒有反應。大雄不知道小叮噹到底發生了什麼事，只Song from Casablanca: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNrA5Q......

全文閱讀

---

[笑話] 雞蛋和葉問誰比較厲害

1月 22, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

For a Few Dollars More (1965) - IMDb答案是     雞蛋       因為葉問說 我要打十個       雞蛋說 我一打十二個Directed by Sergio Leone. With Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, Gian Maria Volonté, Mario Brega. Monco is a bounty killer chasing El Indio and his gang. During his hunting, he meets Col. Douglas Mortimer, another bounty killer, and they decide to make a par...

全文閱讀

---

[大哭] K書中心的豔遇...

1月 22, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Martha Long - Official Site話說小妹我是考生，在準備明年的國考，所以常常會去南陽街的K書中心看書，我想考生若看一整天的書應該很正常吧！？ 某日我又在K書中心奮鬥時，突然一個貌似大學生的斯文弟弟傳了一張紙條給我，我心裡想著:不會吧？是豔遇？天啊我終於遇到傳說中的搭訕了！我的美麗邂逅就發生在K書中心，多麼有文化氣息阿!!抬頭看了一Bestselling author of 'Ma, He Sold Me for a Few Cigarettes' and 'Ma, I'm Gettin Meself A New Mammy' (by administrator) ... Thanks so much for all your help. The results were overwhelmingly in favour of an outdoor poster campaign in shopping centres throug...

全文閱讀

---

[無言] 怎麼會對學妹做這種事，連我自己都傻眼

1月 22, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Few A Few - 影片搜尋之前系上學妹跟我說，他覺得鐘樓怪人(音樂劇)很好看，於是我回她:「對阿，我還有DVD，而且看完了，妳要的話可以借妳」於是所有的悲劇就在這一刻產生昨天晚上，聖誕節，我依照約定把鐘樓怪人音樂劇DVD借給學妹一開始傻傻的我並沒有發現有異狀，直到打開電腦光碟機的那一剎那，感覺似乎少了什麼沉思了三秒之後我發現...

全文閱讀

---

人生中最驚心動魄的一次撇條

1月 22, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Underweight child? Here’s how to put on a few healthy pounds - On Parenting - The Washington Post這是一個發生在美國的蠢事在美國大多公共廁所都有付衛生紙，大多是滾筒式的那種這件事情發生再美國的一個Shopping Mall原PO剛好也在大便，隔壁間一位老爸正小聲的打電話給他老婆以下對白皆為英語翻譯老爸:廁所裡沒衛生紙了，你叫David拿進來給我(應該是打給他老婆，兒子應該是叫David)老爸:你Parents might want to focus less on the scale and instead direct their energy toward providing their children with enough macronutrients (protein, carbohydrates and fats) and micronutrients (vitamins and minerals). Empty calories, like those in ice cream,...

全文閱讀

---

神奇的GOOGLE翻譯

1月 22, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Memo to Staff: Time to Lose a Few Pounds - WSJ我是不知道台灣科技業怎麼了 明明公司內都是台灣人寫信還是硬要寫英文 但偏偏本人英文又不是很好所以Google翻譯就變成我的好朋友了今天中午手機沒電 回去就收到信說 I cannot reach u, balabala.....我只好在回信前先解釋下為啥沒接到就又跑去我好朋友那查 '我剛手機沒電'結果The boss thinks you could stand to lose a few. Seeking to make a dent in the intractable problem of obesity—a condition affecting roughly one-third of U.S. adults and costing companies more than $73 billion a year, according to researchers from Duke Unive...

全文閱讀

---

---