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只要一滴油

7月 25, 2013

郭從芙

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flat - definition of flat by The Free Dictionary有一老漢是一個典型的莊稼人。他一生中有一個不大但也絕對不小的煩惱，就是他家的木門在開和關的時候都會發出響聲。那響聲又尖銳又乾燥，常令他心煩意亂，全身上下都不舒服。響聲是什麼時候有的，已經無從考證，娶媳婦以前只要忍受自己一個人開關門的尖叫聲就可以了，媳婦進門以後就開始忍受別人製造的聲音。尤為惱火的是，flat 1 (flăt) adj. flat·ter, flat·test 1. a. Having a smooth, even surface: a flat field. See Synonyms at level. b. Having a relatively broad level surface in relation to thickness or depth: a flat box. 2. a. Being in horizontal position; lying down: flat...

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翻....跟......斗

7月 25, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

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比爾蓋茲新傳

7月 25, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

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果菜汁罐頭~

7月 25, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

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請問大名

7月 25, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Budget Documents, Strategic Plans and Performance Reports | NASA請問大名 女業務電訪:先生您好我這邊是三傷保險公司,想向您做一個問卷調查,不知先生方便嗎?男受訪員:可以啊女業務電訪:那先生貴姓?男受訪員:陳女業務電訪:那大名呢?男受訪員:嗯 大閔女業務電訪:先生大名呢?男受訪員:我叫大閔啊女業務電訪:先生夠了喔,(語調略高)先生大名呢?男受訪員:就叫大NASA.gov brings you the latest images, videos and news from America's space agency. Get the latest updates on NASA missions, watch NASA TV live, and learn about our quest to reveal the unknown and benefit all humankind....

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我要死在你家

7月 25, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

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