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Vampire Diaries Spoilers and News有位富翁請了一位新司機。有一天,富翁參加了一個宴會,富翁將司機介紹給大家認識,要司機向大家敬酒,司機從小沒讀多少書,苦思了一會兒,很高興的舉杯敬大家:「來來來,我們大家同歸於盡吧!(乎乾啦)」話畢,席上一陣靜默,不少人對著司機白眼,司機這才知說錯話了,尷尬的退到一邊,不敢再多說話。宴畢,回家的路上,Vampire Diaries Online is a Fan Site and Blog dedicated to bringing you all the latest Vampire Diaries spoilers, news, pics, video, cast info about the hit TV ... Check out the latest teases for The Vampire Diaries Season 7! Via E!Online’s Spoiler Chat: M...

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