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World Cup 2014 - Football - BBC Sport有兩個好朋友,他們整個輩子都是美國棒球的超級球迷,他們老是在談論棒球的事,也幾乎一年到頭都去觀看球賽。他們還約好不論誰先往生,都要想辦法回來告訴對方天堂那兒有沒有棒球活動。某個夏天晚上,其中一位過世了;當然,他是在看完球賽以後死的,所以他死得很快樂。過了幾天,他的朋友鮑柏在夜裡聽到上面傳來一個聲音說The latest BBC World Cup 2014 and England news plus live scores, fixtures, results, tables, video, audio, blogs and analysis. ... The good, the bad and the quirky: World Cup in stats Read full article on The good, the bad and the quirky: World Cup in stat...

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FIFA - Official Site一對地主夫婦,出名地吝嗇。一天男的進城去,走著走著想上廁所,但轉念一想:這麼好的肥料可不能便宜了別人。於是一直憋著。後來實在憋不住了,找個廁所就上。可是也除了放幾個屁之外,什麼也沒有拉出來。於是心中得意不已。回到家裏,向老婆講述自已的經歷。誰知老婆一聽大怒:你這個敗家子,哪有你這樣過日子的,省下這幾Ahead of the final of the FIFA Women's World Cup Canada 2015, the sixth FIFA Women’s Football Symposium took place from 3-5 July in Vancouver, Canada. The whole event was streamed live on FIFA.com and you can now watch a recording of the symposium ......

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FIFA World Cup - Official Site這是聽朋友的媽說的朋友的媽在醫院上班有天她在整理阿桑病歷的時候護理長喵了喵病歷上的名字很訝異的說"誰啊!?誰的名字叫"關錯鳥"啊?旁邊的人都嚇到了其他人便很小聲的說"不是啦!護理長不是關錯鳥......""...阿桑的名字是......"..."關金鵲..."在公共汽車上,一個男子看到鄰座一位女子的El Salvador win on aggregate after regular time (6 - 3)...

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World Cup 2014 | Football | The Guardian - Latest US news, world news, sports and opinion from the G小明和小華在聊天......小明:女人有4肢,男人有5肢小華:可以理解小明:那一個男人和一個女人在一起共有幾肢?小華:8肢啊...不然是9肢嗎??小明:答案是8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢..........在某間大學內,有一個教Banned from playing football since the World Cup, Luis Suárez is finally set to make his debut for Barcelona against Real Madrid in the first El Clasico of the season. Is the world’s most thrilling (and volatile) striker a reformed man? Simon Hattenstone ...

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2014 World Cup Betting Odds | Football Odds | Sky Bet - £30 Free World Cup Bet有一個老外第一次到台灣來,聽說台灣啤酒很好喝,當天晚上就到Pub點來喝,果然不錯,於是就喝了許多。結果喝的醉醺醺,離開Pub後就睡倒在路邊,有一位男同志經過,看他不省人事,又長得不錯,於是就把老外帶去賓館,把他給嘿咻了。事後男同志覺得很舒服,但又有點不好意思,就擺了1000元在老外的枕頭邊便離去。隔Get the latest 2014 World Cup betting information and enjoy the best 2014 World Cup odds from Sky Bet. New customers get a £30 matched bet, plus all customers get £5 free ......

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World Cup 2014: latest news - Telegraph前幾天去超市門口有『禁止寵物進入』的標誌一對情侶站在門口女:禁止寵物進入欸,那你不能進去喔~(頭靠在男的肩膀上)男:你才是被禁止進入的那個吧!!(手抬起來摸摸女的臉)我等在他們後面:囧這時候有個老太太,突然從我身後衝出來她推著籃子,手上牽著一隻狗她把狗繩拿到那對情侶前面:你們兩個誰不能進去的,可以幫Follow the latest news, pictures, schedule, fixtures and build up to the Fifa World Cup 2014 in Brazil ... Women's World Cup 2015: The outpouring of support after Laura Bassett's own goal is only right, says Claire Cohen. But can you imagine the men's tea...

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