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我老婆要生孩子

8月 7, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Cre-C - Shampoo Cre C Max for Regrowing Hair & Hair Loss 8.46 oz某天小陳上班時接到一通電話，只見小陳講沒兩句就匆匆忙忙的跑去向經理請假小陳對經理說：經理，我要請假，我老婆要生孩子經理：好的，你快去，這種事不要耽誤於是小陳二話不說，飛也似的就走了，二十分鐘後，小陳有點衣衫不整的回來了經理看到他就問：怎麼這麼快就回來了，生男的還是女的小陳：十個月後才知道一個穿緊身衣Find helpful customer reviews and review ratings for Cre-C - Shampoo Cre C Max for Regrowing Hair & Hair Loss 8.46 oz at Amazon.com. Read honest and unbiased product ......

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中年男子去拉皮

8月 7, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Shampoo - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia中年男子去拉皮,拉完之後他覺的很不錯,於是就很高興的走出整型醫院.在回家路上,他首先看到了一位小孩,他就問說"ㄟ!!小弟弟,你覺的我看幾來像幾歲??"小弟弟說"嗯!大概有三十吧!!" 那男子非常高興.後來他又走到了公車亭,看到了一位賣報紙的老頭..他說,"老先生",你覺的我看幾來像幾歲..??老先生Shampoo /ʃæmˈpuː/ is a hair care product that is used for cleaning hair. The goal of using shampoo is to remove the unwanted build-up without stripping out so much sebum as to make hair unmanageable....

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談戀愛

8月 7, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Girl's shampoo isn't made for real men! - YouTube有一對男女正在吃晚餐…那個女生一直問那個男生：你愛不愛我？男生看了女生一眼又繼續吃晚餐女生很生氣又再問了一次：你愛不愛我？男生終於說：愛女生又問：那你要怎麼證明？忽然男生從口袋裡拿了三十元出來，且問女生：你有沒有十元？女生拿了十元給了男生…男生就把四十元放在桌上過了一會兒This is a Brazilian Ad for Dove Men + Care, a really funny one! WeWantAds shows you the most funny, creative and sexy ads all around the world, subscribe to get the best of it : http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... Country: Brazil Year: 2013 Client: D...

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人嚇人，嚇死人

8月 7, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

What is the best shampoo for oily scalp? - Ask questions, Find answers - Askville人嚇人，嚇死人女子下了夜班準備回家去，後面一男子尾隨圖謀不軌。女子甚怕，路過墳地，靈機一動，對墳墓說：「爸爸，我回來了，開門啊。」男子大懼，哇哇大叫奔逃。女子心安，正要離開，忽然從墳墓中傳來陰森森的聲音：「閨女，你又忘了帶鑰匙啊。」女子驚駭，也哇哇奔逃。這時從墳墓裡鑽出個盜墓的說：「靠，耽誤我工作，Askville Question: What is the best shampoo for oily scalp? : Beauty ... This Could Be Just The Tip You've Been Looking For Having oily hair can seem like a curse to those who have to endure it, but those with dry hair would probably disagree....

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偷情.....跌倒

8月 7, 2013

王采安

kuso

Boots Sun, Swim and Gym Shampoo for Coloured Hair 250ml - Boots偷情.....跌倒有一個海邊的村落，村裡大部份男人時常出海很久不在家。村裏的女人幾乎每個人都有偷情，但在偷情後又會去找神父告解。過了一陣子後，神父建議那些女人：「以後我們把偷情這兩個字叫做跌倒，只要說『跌倒』我就知道了！」後來，老神父退休了，他走之前特別交代村長要把『跌倒』這兩個字的意思轉告新神父，Boots Sun, Swim and Gym Shampoo for Coloured Hair helps protect your colour against chlorine and salt. ... Contact Lenses Try Contact Lenses For Free Boots Contact Lens Reward Scheme Discover If Contact Lenses Could Be Right For You 1 Day Acuvue ......

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老王死了

8月 7, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Horse Shampoo For Human Hair Growth老王死了一個七十幾歲的老人, 有一天他不幸在醫院裏過世了, 可是奇怪的很,醫院裏的每一個護士都哭的死去活來的. 有一個醫生正為此百思不解, 於是從中明察暗訪, 後來他才知道, 原來醫院裏的每一個護士都跟老王有一腿. 但是那個醫生反而更覺得納悶, 心想為什麼一個七十幾歲的老人能讓醫院裏上上下下的護士哭Would you use horse shampoo? Many people do and say that it is very effective for human hair growth. Read the reasons why and which product is best. ... I Started Trying out Mane n Tail since July 2nd and I will tell you it has been a saint to me as for g...

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