for c語言

精明的商業手腕

5月 30, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Amazon.com: The C Programming Language, 2nd Edition (0076092003106): Brian W. Kernighan, Dennis M. R一位優秀的商人傑克，有一天告訴他的兒子。傑克：「我已經決定好了一個女孩子，我要你娶她」兒子：「我自己要娶的新娘我自己會決定」傑克：「但我說的這女孩可是比爾蓋玆的女兒喔」兒子：「哇！那這樣的話...」在一個聚會中，傑克走向比爾蓋玆傑克：「我來幫你女兒介紹個好丈夫」比爾：「我女兒還沒想嫁人呢」傑克：「但Just about every C programmer I respect learned C from this book. Unlike many of the 1,000 page doorstops stuffed with CD-ROMs that have become popular, this volume is concise and powerful (if somewhat dangerous) -- like C itself. And it was written by Ke...

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愚人節千萬別上廁所

5月 30, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Multi-lingual language learning and language exchange | Lang-8: For learning foreign languages愚人節千萬別上廁所，真的！再提醒一句，這不是演習，千萬別上廁所！老槍傻不呵呵的直奔廁所而去，事畢，找廁紙，驚呆，空卷軸無紙。 瞬間想明白原來今天是愚人節，老槍怒罵道，折騰人也不要找這裡啊！正在急得撓頭時，發現兜裝手機，喜極而泣，這簡直是最後一根救命草啊。 於是電話同事一號，「吾在廁所，無紙，速來救急Lang-8 is the best place for learning and practicing foreign languages. Post an entry in the language you are learning, then a native speaker will correct your entries. Currently there are more than 80 languages available on Lang-8....

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肯背我上樓的男人

5月 30, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Constructed language - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia請你耐心看下去~~她是城市的白領 Office Lady; 他是城市的搬運工人高中畢業後,二個人劃著不同的青春軌跡,可是他們依然保持著戀人的關係.僅僅是保持著白天, 她在公司裡喝正宗的雀巢咖啡下班後, 她吃他買來的廉價的冰棒中午, 她品味著公司裡精緻的飯菜晚上, 他帶她去髒兮兮的飯館吃並不正宗的蘭州A planned or constructed language (sometimes called a conlang) is a language whose phonology, grammar, and vocabulary have been consciously devised for human or human-like communication, instead of having developed naturally. It is also referred to as an ...

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我的家庭

5月 30, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Code Conventions for the Java Programming Language: Contents我出生在一個非常貧苦的家庭，記得小時候，爸爸的生活很無聊，整天只能數錢，媽媽也是，整天都在掃錢； 我家住在深山中，每次要出去買東西，都相當麻煩，開保時捷要5小時，開賓士也要4小時；雖然家裡有直昇機，但是開到那邊很難找到停車位，相當的不方便； 我偶爾也會出去逛街，爸媽怕我被綁架，隨身有20多個保鑣保護The information on this page is for Archive Purposes Only This page is not being actively maintained. Links within the documentation may not work and the information itself may no longer be valid. The last revision to this document was made on April 20, 1...

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這個女兒真早熟

5月 30, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Small Device C Compiler - Official Site這個女兒真早熟女兒是爸爸上輩子的情人?在飛機上，我跟一對父女坐同一排。小女孩她爸，看得出約三十歲左右。小女孩，長得挺聰明可愛的，大概是小學一二年級。空姐發食物了，小女孩兒一拿到，非常高興的打開吃，想必是餓壞了。父親：「你謝謝阿姨沒？」小女孩很可愛的說：「謝謝阿姨」父親：「跟阿姨說，阿姨你真漂亮。」小Retargetable, optimizing ANSI C compiler, targets: Intel 8051, Zilog Z80 based MCUs; work underway for Amtel AVR, DS390, Microchip PIC series. Originally designed for embedded systems. [Open Source, GPL]...

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經典童言爆笑語錄

5月 30, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Natural language - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia公雞&母雞1.媽媽叫皮皮起床：“ 快點起來！公雞都叫好幾遍了！”皮皮說：“公雞叫和我有什麼關係？我又不是母雞！ ”沒飯吃 2、爸爸給女兒講小時候經常挨餓的事，聽完後，女兒兩眼含淚，十分同情地問： “哦，爸爸，你是因為沒飯吃才來我們家的嗎？&In neuropsychology, linguistics and the philosophy of language, a natural language or ordinary language is any language which arises, unpremeditated, in the brains of human beings. Typically, therefore, these are the languages human beings use to communic...

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