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英文真的很重要 . . 好笑

6月 21, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

French Open 2015: Stan Wawrinka Defeats Novak Djokovic for Title - The New York Times某公司經理叫秘書轉呈公文給老闆，「報告老闆，下個月歐洲有一批訂單，我覺得公司需要派人去和他們開會。」老闆在公文後面短短簽下：「Go a head！」經理收到之後，馬上指示下屬買機票、擬行程，自己則馬上整理行李。臨出發，被秘書擋下來。秘書：「你要幹什麼？」經理：「去歐洲開會啊！」秘書：「老闆同意了嗎？Wawrinka’s four-set victory was his second in a Grand Slam event and denied Djokovic a career slam. ... Many great modern men’s players have never won the French Open, including Jimmy Connors, John McEnroe, Pete Sampras, Stefan Edberg and Djokovic’s ......

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曹操放屁（經典

6月 21, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Third Time Is a Chore as Serena Williams Wins French Open Title - The New York Times一日曹操和劉備喝酒論英雄。二人小酌了幾杯，劉備忽然放了個響屁，十分尷尬。正窘迫時，只聽身後關羽坦然地說道：“諸位莫見怪，屁從羽（雨）中來！” 關羽話音剛落，一旁的趙雲跨前一步，道：“諸位莫見怪，屁從雲中來！” 趙雲剛剛說罷，張飛又接Thirteenth-seeded Lucie Safarova, a 28-year-old from the Czech Republic, was playing in her first Grand Slam final. Credit Robert Ghement/European Pressphoto Agency “Serena’s an incredible athlete,” Graf told the French sports newspaper L’Equipe in an ......

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one-two-three！

6月 21, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Guides to French Property, Living in France and Holidays to France (Page - 1)這是發生在一個兒童美語班的故事... 某天班主任正在翻閱最近才報名的新生資料時，發現一位小朋友的家長姓名欄沒有填，於是他把這個小朋友找來， 很和氣的問他說：小朋友，你沒有填媽媽的名字喔！你媽媽叫做什麼名字ㄚ？ 這個小朋友用很可愛的鼻音說：one-two-three！&nFrenchEntrée is your complete online guide to buying French Property, Living in France and Holidays to France. ... Create an account on FrenchEntrée to join the active community. Here are some of the great benefits of becoming a member of the FrenchEntrée...

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補教界英語名師

6月 21, 2013

張千梅

kuso

^FCHI: Summary for CAC 40- Yahoo! Finance某日，一位名聞全國的補教界英語名師在課堂上誇下海口，憑我的造詣，沒有什麼成語不知道的，就連中國成語也難不倒我！於是同學紛紛發問…甲：Ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｍｏｕｎｔａｉｎ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｓｅａ！師：小 ｃａｓｅ，“人山人海”！乙：Ｔｈｒｅｅ ｈｅａｒｔ ｔｗｏ ｍｅａｎView the basic ^FCHI stock chart on Yahoo! Finance. Change the date range, chart type and compare CAC 40 against other companies. ... Quotes are real-time for NASDAQ, NYSE, and NYSE MKT. See also delay times for other exchanges. All information ......

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程式設計師與妓女

6月 21, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

PX1 Index Quote - CAC 40 Index Index Price Today (PX1:ENX) - MarketWatch程式設計師與妓女： ‧一樣是靠出賣身體為生 ‧吃青春飯，人老珠黃肯定混不下去 ‧越高級收入越高，當然中間人的抽頭會更高 ‧生活沒有規律以夜生活為主，如果需要，淩晨也要加班 ‧名聲越大，越容易受到青睞 ‧必須盡最大可能滿足客戶各種各樣非正常的PX1 Stock Quote, and financial news from the leading provider and award-winning MarketWatch.com. ... Intraday Data provided by SIX Financial Information and subject to terms of use. Historical and current end-of-day data provided by SIX Financial Informat...

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不怕老婆的站右邊

6月 21, 2013

陳新白

kuso

IG老婆萬歲！！--------------------------------------------------------------------------------不怕老婆的站右邊某大公司的主管十分怕老婆，但很想知道是不是每個男人都一樣？於是，有一天，集合公司內所有已婚男士說：「覺得自己怕老IG is the world-leading provider of contracts for difference (CFDs) and financial spread betting, and the UK's largest forex provider. ... Welcome to IG We are the world’s leading provider of contracts for difference (CFDs) and financial spread betting*. ...

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