gap 1969 always skinny skimmer jeans

喝醉了

4月 17, 2013

郭憶香

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1969 always skinny jeans | Gap - Free Shipping on $50        有個傢伙喝個爛醉後開車回家，途中被一台警車攔下警察要測他酒精，他卻吐了警察一身。 隨後路旁發生了車禍，這個警察就跑去處理，要他乖乖站在原地。 他想：「我幹嘛要聽你的。」就開車回去了 第二天中午，那個警察跑過來找他說：「先生，昨天你酒醉駕駛。」 1969 always skinny jeans: fabric & care 98% Cotton, 2% Spandex. Machine wash. Imported. overview Fabrication: Premium stretch denim. Wash: Dark rinse. Hardware: Button closure, zip fly. Features: Five-pocket styling. Care: To preserve this authentic color...

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眼睛受傷了

4月 17, 2013

彭靜菱

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1969 always skinny jeans | Gap - Shop clothes for women, men, baby, and kids | Gap有一天，小花遇到小明，發現小明2隻眼睛受傷了，小花問小明原因，小明說:「我在路上看到一個女生的裙子飛起來，就幫她拉下，結果被打。」小花問:「那另外一隻眼睛呢?」小明說:「我以為她不喜歡，所以我又幫她拉起來，結果被揍另一拳。」小花:「......」。1969 always skinny jeans: fabric & care 87% Cotton, 12% Polyester, 1% Elastane. Machine wash. overview Fabrication: Premium stretch denim. Wash: Medium blue with heavy fading and whiskering on front legs. Hardware: Button closure, zip fly. Features: Five ...

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噴火龍和水劍龜

4月 17, 2013

黃懷雙

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Women's Jeans | Gap - Free Shipping on $50噴火龍和水劍龜再決鬥，噴火龍用噴射火焰水劍龜用水槍 請問碰撞一起會變甚麼?答案就是 水蒸氣Find the perfect pair of women's jeans at Gap. Enjoy a wide variety of womens jeans that include wide leg jeans, stretch jeans, skinny jeans and straight leg jeans....

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外國人買電影票

4月 17, 2013

蔡涵天

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1969 always skinny jeans | Gap - Shop clothes for women, men, baby, and kids | Gap一個外國人在買電影票時排在一個國中生後面， 售票小姐因為不會說英文， 就請站在前面的國中生告訴後面的外國人說： 「現在只剩站票, 看他要不要買。」 國中生就對外國人說， 「No seat, you see no see? if see, stand see.」 （沒位子了，你看不看？如果要看，站著看1969 always skinny jeans: fabric & care 98% Cotton, 2% Elastane. Machine wash. overview Fabrication: Premium stretch denim. Wash: Dark rinse. Hardware: Button closure, zip fly. Features: Five-pocket styling. Care: To preserve this authentic color and prev...

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愛講電話

4月 17, 2013

林若綠

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Womens Jeans | Gap Canada - Free Shipping on $50男人有位老婆實在很喜歡講電話不論是對方打來還是自己打趣 每次都要扯上三個小時才肯罷休男人也經常為昂貴的電話費以及吵雜的聊天聲困擾 有一天 老婆又一如往常地接起正響著的電話 男人心想 這下可好了 又得吵上半天了 男人便仔細的盯著自己的手表 想要知道這次花多久時間才能安寧 男人因為太專注的盯著表 完全沒Womens jeans from Gap are designed with a new twist on a classic favourite. Join the best dressed list when you shop for our women’s jeans in the latest styles....

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不聽話關廁所

4月 17, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Womens Jeans | Gap - Free Shipping on €50 媽媽教訓小明：「你再不聽話，我就要把你關進廁所裡…」 「…然後把門鎖起來，到時候你可別求我！」 小明：「那好，到時候妳想上廁所，也不要來求我！」Discover womens jeans from the Gap collection of designer jeans for women and enjoy a perfect fit. Our ladies jeans are available in a variety of flattering cuts including our always skinny, real straight, sexy boot, boot cut and curvy styles. Gap makes i...

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