gap 1969 authentic skinny

為什麼有一堆蒼蠅…？

3月 18, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

1969 always skinny jeans | Gap - Free Shipping on $50小美的身邊，總是一堆男生繞著她轉。有一天小美不耐煩了，跟小明抱怨：「討厭！為什麼我身邊總是有一堆蒼蠅？」小明：「不知道ㄝ～～可能是因為妳長得像糞吧？」1969 always skinny jeans: fabric & care 98% Cotton, 2% Spandex. Machine wash. Imported. overview Fabrication: Premium stretch denim. Wash: Dark rinse. Hardware: Button closure, zip fly. Features: Five-pocket styling. Care: To preserve this authentic color...

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可怕陰陽眼

3月 18, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

1969 always skinny jeans | Gap - Shop clothes for women, men, baby, and kids | Gap場景：某大學。 時間：某晚。一位學長，要騎車載一個有陰陽眼的學妹回家…一開始學長警告學妹：「等一下不管看到啥，都別告訴我！」過一會兒，他們經過墓地。學妹大叫了一聲，並拉學長的衣服……學妹說：「學…學…學長…」學長叫道Fabrication: Premium stretch denim. Wash: Medium blue with heavy fading and whiskering on front legs. Hardware: Button closure, zip fly. Features: Five-pocket styling. Care: To preserve this authentic color and prevent dye from rubbing off onto other fabr...

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^_^

3月 14, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Jeans: Sale - Free Shipping on $50 - Gap Inc.一天，殯儀館送來了三個人，說也奇怪，他們死後的笑容都是^_^ 殯儀館管理員很納悶的問警察： 「為什麼他們死後的臉竟然會是^_^呢？」 警察說： 「這...說來話長...你看左邊那個人，他是跟她老婆在共度春宵時，在最激情的那一刻......受不了......掛了」 管理員就回答說： 「唉～願在花下死，Sale - Women's Jeans - Women's Clothing: Shop the latest fashions at Gap. You'll find your favorite jeans, tops and accessories to complete your stylish look. ... *Offer valid for first-time registrants only & applies to regular price items only. Privacy ...

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一流的航空服務的小姐

3月 18, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

1969 always skinny jeans | Gap - Shop clothes for women, men, baby, and kids | Gap聯合航空應該頒一個獎給這位櫃臺人員。某日在丹佛機場的一班聯合航空班機因故停飛，機場櫃臺人員必須協助大批該班機旅客轉搭其他飛機。櫃臺前排滿了辦手續的人，這時有一位老兄從排隊的人群裡一路擠到櫃臺前，將機票甩在櫃臺上並說：「我一定得上這班飛機，而且是頭等艙！」服務的小姐很客氣的回答：「先生，我很樂意替您服Machine wash. Imported. Fabrication: Premium stretch denim. Wash: Medium blue with heavy fading and whiskering on front legs. Hardware: Button closure, zip fly. Features: Five-pocket styling. Care: To preserve this authentic color and prevent ......

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老公外遇

3月 18, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

gap 1969 | eBay - Electronics, Cars, Fashion, Collectibles, Coupons and More | e甲婦：「如果妳的老公有外遇，妳會怎麼樣？」 乙婦：「我會睜一隻眼，閉一隻眼。」 甲婦：「喔！妳這麼大方！」 乙婦：「不，我是要用槍瞄準他。」Find great deals on eBay for gap 1969 mens gap 1969. Shop with confidence. ... This is the median price based on sales of this product in the same condition from all listings on eBay.co.uk in the past 14 days or, if there are any insufficient number of li...

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我們結婚吧！

3月 18, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Petite Jeans | Gap Canada - Free Shipping on $50女：「如果我們結婚，你會戒煙嗎？」 男：「會的。」 女：「還有戒酒嗎？」 男：「是的。」 女：「晚上也不去俱樂部？」 男：「是的。」 女：「那還有什麼要放棄的嗎？」 男：「結婚的念頭。」 The Gap collection of petite jeans offers stylish wardrobe essentials for every woman. Jeans for petite women are perfect for any occasion and every season. ... The petite jeans collection at Gap is stylish and perfect for every season. Jeans for petite w...

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