gdi window

只剩下三根頭髮

6月 24, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Dot Net Facts: GDI+ Windows rendering API只剩下三根頭髮 大寶：「我好怕我以後會禿頭喔！」 小寶：「不會啦！你不可能會全禿的啦！」 大寶：「如果有一天我只剩下三根頭髮，怎麼辦？」 小寶：「那你可以編辮子啊！」 大寶：「如果只剩兩根呢？」 小寶：「你還可以中分啊！」 大寶：「如果只剩一根呢？」 小寶：「那…那你還可以&helliGDI+ Windows rendering API ... Christian said... If you you wanna make your life easier you can have a look at the Drawing Board open source component at: www.codeplex.com/drawingboard ....

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爆笑天兵

6月 24, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Graphics Device Interface - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia爆笑天兵排長問甲兵：「你是不想活了是吧！我在值星你跟我耍大牌，很好，給我一個合理的理由，不然就要倒大楣了！我操！」甲兵：「報告排長....因為招不到計程車所以用走的回來。」排長：「很好！你明天到操場給我走一天的路！」乙丙兩兵嚇的發軟…排長問乙兵：「那你呢？烏龜先生…」乙兵The Graphics Device Interface (GDI) is a Microsoft Windows application programming interface and core operating system component responsible for representing graphical objects and transmitting them to output devices such as monitors and printers. GDI is r...

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美容科的笑話

6月 24, 2013

何新冬

kuso

GDI Tools | All Your Product Needs這是我們老師說的,在我們新生入學時說過:各位同學,很開心你們能進XX高職,老師在那之前跟你們說一件事,很重要(凝重眼神)(同學也被嚇到了,認真聽)我之前帶過一個美容科的學姐她因為要搭校車,可是那天剛好有點延誤下課時間於是她很趕,結果一上校車就先站著,結果......公車那一天突然緊急煞車,結果...In December of 2008 Gila Distributing left the window film distribution business altogether and at that time started to focus 100% of our attention to the window film tool and accessory business under the name GDI Tools. Matt Jobe serves as President of G...

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一個借作業給別人抄的最充分理由

6月 24, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Windows API - GDI - Toymaker - Computer Games Programming今天，我把作業借給別人抄了，萬沒料到，不幸的事發生了.嗚嗚......那個抄我作業的白癡把我的作業本給弄丟了！老師要求我給一個能讓她放過我的最充分的理由。下面就是我的標準答案: 我不借給他， 他就會做不完； 做不完， 他就會被老師罵； 被老師罵，&nWindows API - GDI Graphic Functions GDI stands for Graphics Device Interface. It provides many functions for displaying graphics in your Windows application. Note: in GDI calls screen position 0,0 is the top left of the window. If you need to work out the...

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戈巴契夫到印度訪問

6月 24, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Windows Graphics Programming: Win32 GDI and DirectDraw (Hewlett-Packard Professional Books): Feng Yu有一次，蘇俄總書記戈巴契夫到印度訪問，印度總理甘地和甘地夫人相當熱情的歡迎戈巴契夫夫婦，帶領他們到處遊覽印度各個市集和鄉間。由於印度位居亞熱帶地區，人們生活水準不高，沒想到一出門到處都有市民隨地大小便，相當的不雅觀，另甘地夫婦相當的難堪！後來戈巴契夫夫人就吃吃的笑說：ㄞ沒想到印度這麼民主，蠻開放的嘛The world's most complete guide to Windows graphics programming! Win32 GDI and DirectDraw: Accurate, under the hood, and in depth Beyond the API: Internals, restrictions, performance, and real-life problems Complete: Pixel, lines, curves, filled area, bit...

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博士和民工的區別

6月 24, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

The 2D GDI For Windows XP Through Windows 7, In Detail - Part 2: 2D, Acceleration, And Windows: Aren聯合利華公司引進了一條香皂包裝生產線，結果發現這條生產線有個缺陷：常常會有盒子內沒有裝入香皂。總不能把空盒子賣給顧客啊，他們只得請了一個學自動化的博士設計一個方案來分揀空的香皂盒。博士拉起了一個十幾人的科研公關小組，綜合採用了機械、微電子、自動化、X光探測等技術，花了幾十萬，成功解決了問題。每當生產Up until (and including) Windows XP, GDI played a key role in rendering 2D graphics. The presence of easily-simplified procedures makes this patently obvious. The mouse movements used to draw a line are transmitted to win32.sys, the central clearinghouse ...

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