getting fired

村長的那些破騷事

5月 20, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

You're Fired! How to Handle Getting Fired村長的那些破騷事 來源：大陸網站⊙ 老家的村長，人帥又能耐，全村第一個有小車加洋房。城裡人還沒發明一夜情時，他已和村上的不少小媳婦大姑娘大搞多夜情了。他兒子牛娃子，可能得其遺傳，也有這個愛好。 村長天生嗅覺靈敏，熟悉他臨幸過的每一個女人的氣味。有一天，村長見兒子回家很晚，懷疑他有不軌行動，便上前聞他Here's what to do when you're fired including information on wrongful termination, unemployment and how to handle a job search. ... Getting fired, unfortunately, can happen to the best of us. It can happen even when it's not your fault. There could be a p...

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幸福是什麼

5月 20, 2013

張易旋

kuso

3 Reasons Millennials Are Getting Fired | Inc.com大陸流傳的新年祝詞 -- 幸福是什麼 幸福是什麼 幸福就是 2008 年 .. 元旦沒進烏魯木齊 二月沒去柳州 三月沒逛拉薩 四月沒到山東 五月沒在汶川 六月沒在貴州甕安 七月沒在上海當警察 八月沒在新疆當兵&Recently, I wrote this article explaining why Millennials aren't getting promoted. In response to Millennial readers' requests for a deeper understanding of how being misperceived can negatively affect their careers, I'm taking it a step further and outli...

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為何避孕套分為3 6和12個裝

5月 20, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Dealing With Getting Fired - AskMen - AskMen - Become a Better Man爸爸和13歲的兒子走進屈臣氏，路經放避孕套的貨架。兒子問爸爸︰「這些一盒盒的是什麼？」爸爸告訴兒子︰「這些是避孕套，是用來進行安全的性行為用的。」兒子︰「啊~原來這些便是避孕套，上性教育課老師曾提及過！........ 但為什麼這些要一盒入裡面有三個的呢？」爸爸︰「嗯......這些是給大學生用的，It's something everybody dreads and hopes will never happen to them; however, the truth is that it happens to the best of us. Whether you're a money-hungry young professional or an old-time executive, you just never know when you'll be handed the pink sli...

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外國人吃粽子

5月 20, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Why Getting Fired Can Be Critical To Success As A Leader | Fast Company | Business + Innovation摩托羅拉公司，每位外籍員工昨天發了粽子．今天有個老外很感慨的說：你們發的點心很好吃，謝謝!.......就是外面的生菜有點硬 !Some of the most successful people were fired at some point in their careers. Here's why losing your job isn't always a bad thing. ... Getting Fired As Feedback Getting fired is feedback about how you are showing up, says Lewis Howes, author of The School...

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當兵演習前的遺書

5月 20, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

I Got Fired Last Week. That's a Good Thing. Here's Why.軍中] 當兵演習前的遺書  有一天，保防官過來交代保防官：你們下禮拜就要去演習了，叫阿兵哥各寫一封遺書跟家書，放假前長官要看。我：怎麼跟我講啊?保防官:你是代理輔導長啊。於是當我在晚點名時跟大家宣布了這件事,當然是幹聲連連老兵A：X的,要去演習就已經很幹了，還要寫這鬼東西。老兵B：我已經2This is not the first time I've been fired. It's the second. After the first, I fulfilled a lifelong dream to start my own company (it also inadvertently inspired another epic undertaking). This was not a coincidence. Every late night was fueled by a fren...

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不是春光

5月 20, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Lessons I Learned Getting Fired From My Dream Job不是春光一天，同學和哥哥一起上街，裙子突然被大風吹起來，同學驚慌地按著揚起的裙子大喊：「天啊，春光外洩了」哥哥白了她一眼說：「拜託，家醜外揚吧」▼ 只欠東風媽媽：「胖妞，還不去洗澡」 胖妞：「水還沒放滿啊」小弟：「坐下去就滿了啦。」▼作弊在我高一的時候，我們學校月考，班上有人作弊。那時候我Lessons I Learned From Getting Fired ... Work & Money Why You Should Never, Ever Use A Debit Card I didn’t get my first credit card until I was out of college. I was afraid of those marketers who lined the main drag of campus on the first days of school, ...

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