gi joe 歐巴馬

碟仙

4月 19, 2013

林若綠

kuso

GI JOE THE MOVIE (Intro) - YouTube 某一個晚上，小銘和小驊在玩碟仙。 一開始小銘先問碟仙叫什麼名子， 指針很正常的指著 王 大 山 ， 接下來他們也很正常的繼續玩著。 突然，指針快速的不停轉動不停轉動！ 被嚇傻的的小銘急忙問小驊： 小驊你到底問碟仙什麼事？ 讓他那麼生氣！？ 小驊笑笑的說： 沒有啦！ 我只是問：碟仙你到底能轉多快？ Cool unique intro made for the GI Joe Animated Movie....

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考迪克森片語

4月 19, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

歐巴馬 - YouTube話說有一次期中考，有五題是考迪克森片語，大家背得很熟，可是卻有一題怎麼也想不起來～ 題目是這樣的： John and Mary make ˍˍˍ after their quarreling. 考完後，大家一臉詭異的笑容都不說甚麼～幾天後，老師改完考卷面有難色的走進來說This feature is not available right now. Please try again later....

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叫爸爸

4月 19, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Obama; GI Bill is welfare : This ain't Hell, but you can see it from here有一天,小英聽到有一人在敲門,英媽去開門,英媽請小英去叫爸爸,英媽:叫爸爸!此時小英有點納悶,我為何要認那個人叫爸爸!英媽又說:叫爸爸! ~~~~~~~~~~~~此時小英又有點納悶,我為何要認那個帥哥當爸爸!突然一聲~~~巴掌聲,英媽又說:叫爸爸說修水電的來了!小英:@@@$%#~!$$$$^%# The GI Bill is more part of a benefits package than an entitlement. You get it as part of your contract, you use it and it’s gone. Entitlement my ass. NR nails it when he points out that there’s no time limit on welfare benefits; It goes without saying th...

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偷水果

4月 19, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

ABC News Politics - Official Site深夜，李家的果園傳來腳步聲，小李悄悄地躲在角落，發現一位白髮蒼蒼的的老翁正在偷摘他們家的水果，小李氣得大喊：「看你這把年紀了，居然做這種事情！」 老翁：「孩子，你錯了，我年輕時也做過！」 Get the latest breaking politics news and political coverage of U.S. elections. Get updates on President Obama's White House, Congress and more at ABC News. ... 'This Week' Transcript: Former Gov. Mike Huckabee, Sen. Bernie Sanders...

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笨蛋小明

4月 19, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

GI Joe’s Army Navy Surplus - Outdoor Gear - El Cajon - El Cajon, CA - Reviews - Photos - Yelp上課時，老師說:不費吹灰之力，請接下一句。小明說:不費地心引力，花費整天力氣。老師生氣趕走小明。弟二天，老師又說:不費吹灰之力，請接下一句。小明說:不費地心引力，花費整天力氣，得來全靠凶器，看到媽媽放屁。老師把小明叫去罰站，剛好下雨，老師說:今天為何要下雨，不如明天才下雨，雖然昨天是下雪，但卻今天下34 Reviews of GI Joe's Army Navy Surplus "Got what I need" ... What's This? This user has arrived from Qype, a company acquired by Yelp in 2012. We have integrated the two sites to bring you one great local experience....

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降落傘

4月 19, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

President Obama Signs Executive Order Supporting Service Members, Veterans, Military Spouses, and Th 有一天小明和他的爺爺一起去坐飛機,突然飛機遇到了亂流，大家紛紛去搶降落傘，可是降落傘少一個小名的爺爺便說：〔孩子爺爺老了，你先走吧〕，然後小明便說：〔爺爺！有多一個呀！因為剛剛有一個叔叔拿著我的書包跳下去了！〕 President Obama's order is designed to protect veteran education benefits programs and combat unscrupulous practices used by schools to gain access to those benefits. ... President Barack Obama signs an Executive Order at Fort Stewart in Georgia, April 27...

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