girl's day minah anti

老郵差要退休

3月 27, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Girl's Day Profile - Miss Kpop話說在美國某小鎮上,有一位老郵差要退休了 鎮上每戶人家知道此事後, 紛紛在老郵差最後一次送信?? 送給他一分精緻的退休禮物. 老郵差就這麼沿著舊徑離情依依地送著信, 滿心溫情地收下禮物. 當他送到史密斯家時, 史密斯夫人熱情地招呼2010: "Tilt My Head", "How Do I Look", "Nothing Lasts Forever" 2011: "Twinkle Twinkle", "Hug Me Once", "Don't Let Your Eyes Wonder " 2012: "Oh! My God", "Don't Forget Me" 2013: "White Day", "Expect", "Female President", "Let's Go" 2014: "Something", "Darl...

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九隻蒼蠅

3月 27, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Noktah Hitam » The Story of Minah Rempit有個人打死九隻蒼蠅..   他對朋友說:這九隻蒼蠅,五隻是公的,四隻是母的  朋友問:你怎麼知道?   他說:五隻停在酒瓶上;四隻停在鏡子上Hurm.. On a second thought. All this minah rempit have the same attitudes. no offense. After all they give free fucks to the mat-mat rempit. Just assumption because I am not involve in this rempit culture. Its like a culture to them and i am very pity on ...

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白貓拉小便

3月 27, 2013

小安

kuso

Anti Kpop-Fangirl老吳在某著名風景區內，開設了一家飲食店；雖然說是，專門作觀光客的生意，但菜單沒有標價，經常有觀光客上當。這一天，中午用餐時間，進來幾位外國佬，一番低聲交頭接耳後，推派一位中年者和老吳交涉。只見中年外國佬，用手指著壁上的菜單，說：「我們幾個人要吃：白─貓─拉─小─便！」老吳看一下壁上的菜單，外國佬用手I am lesbian for Orange Caramel but what the fuck is this? Love black people? Love America? Love Walt Disney...Walt Fucking Disney? You do? ... It occurs to me that some of you cao ni mas might be sad about not getting to go to KCON and meet the illustrio...

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你為啥長的那麼白

3月 27, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Defconn - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一天，一坨黑色的大便看到了一坨白色的大便，黑大便問：你為啥長的那麼白，那麼漂亮？  白大便聽了非常生氣，說：我又不是大便！我是冰淇淋！ Biography [edit] 2004 [edit] On 2004, he was awarded best accent for a Dance/Hip Hop song. His songs are mostly comical about sexual attentions and wishing for more popularity. And, one song is about the incident where two South Korean girls lost their li...

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櫃檯小姐講的英文？ 保證整天心情都很好

3月 27, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Malays Guys Prefer To Date Chinese Girls | All Things Singapore - Anak Melayu Boleh - www.Sha.tc看了這個……保證整天心情都很好～我只能說…這位櫃台小姐真的粉有自信的大聲說英文！其實，櫃台小姐英文很好，她都聽的懂，而且反應 (Counter / 反擊) 很快耶！櫃台小姐的英語八級考老外 (聽力不錯、辭堪達意、不卑不亢、勇氣十足！)昨天，來了個老外，進到辦i tink it’s partly cuz, most melayus if you look around now, they are branded together as mats and minahs. then u talkin abt the well educated sort of person gitu.. they kinda haf the tinking that, kalo aku hook up ngan minah, nnti minah tu tau aku pandai...

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覺得他很可憐

3月 27, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Anti Kpop-Fangirl: Kpop Star's Michelle Lee Isn't Yellow Enough小明坐在家門口吃雪糕，不遠處站著一個衣衫襤褸的小男孩正眼巴巴的瞅著他，垂涎欲滴的樣子。 小明覺得他很可憐，就招手讓小男孩過來。 然後遞給他一個板凳說：「來，坐著看！」I don't really follow Kpop Star. I never liked American Idol, The Voice, etc., so why would I bother watching the Korean equivalents? Anyway, Michelle Lee lost despite getting better scores from the judges than the guy who beat her. The guy who ended up a...

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