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打電話回家

4月 22, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

glass cabinet lock - MORLANDS Locks Keys星期六早上，老王打完了高爾夫球後，突然想到忘記告訴老婆有個修理洗衣機的工人要到他們家，於是就匆忙趕回俱樂部打公共電話回家。「 喂，是誰？」電話傳來一個小女孩的聲音。 「喂，我是老爸，妳叫媽媽接一下好嗎？」「媽媽跟陳叔叔在房間裡，我去叫她。」「甚麼！哪有甚麼陳叔叔！？」老王可急了，想要知道是A usefull selection of the glass cabinet lock replacements used on hinged and sliding doors that are typicaly useful for Showcases and display cabinets. ... H17040 Insert Track Lock Overall length = 25mm. Barrel dia.= 7mm. 2 keys. Finish = Bright Nickle. ...

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不好笑，不要錢！ 有點顏色

4月 22, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Amazon.com - Snapware 18pc Glasslock Tempered Glass Storage Containers 18piece Set with Lids - Kitch不好笑，不要錢！(有點顏色)吃掉一堆「人」！好久不見的三個死黨，阿花、志明和阿珠一起來個晚餐的約會。席間大嗓門阿花說：『我有一個同事最愛吃烏魚子了，因為他說吃一小口就能吃掉一堆魚真是！好爽』愛吐槽人的志明不以為然的說:『那麼我愛吃蛋，不就吃掉一整隻雞啦，嘿嘿！』這時一旁的阿珠，臉紅紅的低頭不語，好奇Durable Silicone Seal From Microwave to Table Clear,Stainproof glass containers *Two Small Rectangles 1.3c/0.3L *Two Medium Squares 3.1c/0.7L *Two Small Squares 1.7c/0.4L *One Large Rectangle 7.5c/1.8L *Two Medium Rectangles 4.0c/0.9L Product Details Prod...

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兩位酒客在聊天

4月 22, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

GlassLock - Security Window Films, Security Glass, BlastBlinds在一家酒吧裡，兩位酒客在聊天。酒客甲：你是哪裡來的？酒客乙：岡山。酒客甲：好巧，我也是岡山來的，來，為岡山喝一杯。酒客乙：當然。酒客甲：你是岡山哪條街？酒客乙：中正路。酒客甲：真巧，我也是岡山中正路的，來，為岡山中正路喝一 杯。酒客乙：當然。酒客甲：你讀哪間小學?酒客乙：中正國小，62 年畢業。酒客Standing UP To The Test... 1996 GlassLock conducted blast tests in accordance with the first draft of the GSA/ISC Glazing Hazard Criteria. Before these initial tests there was only anecdotal information regarding the use of Security Film for glass hazard ...

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打賭你做不到

4月 22, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Southern Lock & Glass is Albert Lea And Southern Minnesota's One Stop Shop For Glass, Locks, Locksmi一家汽車旅館的車庫排列了多部名牌轎車,一位開著雙B跑車的年輕人見到後興奮的問老闆:哇!行家喔 !買了這麼多部車一定花不少錢.....老闆回答:這沒什麼,都是打賭贏來的!年輕人開始好奇,打賭?賭什麼?老闆就說:只要我六歲的小男孩做什麼,你只要能跟著做,那車庫裡的車隨便一部你開走;如果做不到那你的車子就Southern Lock And Glass is your one stop shop for everything locks and glass, but we are also so much more than that. Take a moment to browse and you will soon find out we offer a wide variety of services. Both big and small, Southern Lock And Glass has y...

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笑話數則

4月 20, 2013

何海丹

kuso

LOCKiT! Double Bolt Sliding Glass Door Black/White Lock-200100100 - The Home Depot小明 : 「爸爸 , 如果你閉上眼睛 , 會不會寫自己的名字 ?」 爸爸 : 「會啊 !」 小明 : 「那麼請你閉上眼睛 , 在我的成績單上簽個名吧 !」 爸爸 :「......」     鄰居A母 ：「我兒子數學是數一數二的」 鄰居B母：「真羨慕 !」 鄰居A母：「不過 , 他Get a total peace of mind by securing sliding glass door in your home with this LOCKiT! Double Bolt Sliding Glass Door Black and White Lock. ... Rated 2.0 out of 5.0 by MaxJ Didn't work for me Could be a great product but neither of the jam brackets worke...

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男人女人向後走

4月 19, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Lock Tight Glass and Shutter Service — 24 Hour Emergency Service女人總是故意遲到五分鐘，以示衿持；男人總比女人早到一分鐘，以表紳士。 ．結婚前的女人喜歡上陽明山看夜景，結婚前的男人喜歡去MTV看電影。 ．結婚後的女人喜歡上陽明山吃土雞，結婚後的男人喜歡在家守著電視機。 ．女人會愛上請她去吃法國料理的男人，男人會畏懼要他請吃法國料理的女人。 ．女人害怕第一次約會就EMERGENCY CONTACT 24 hour service 0418 355 705 South Eastern Suburbs Lock Tight Glass & Shutter Service P/L with 30 years experience we’ve got you covered Glass repair, glass replacement / window repairs and full glazing services to your shop, home or ......

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