gloria gaynor i will survive

酒鬼

3月 28, 2013

張易旋

kuso

I Will Survive - YouTube 有一個酒鬼上街買酒喝，忽然他瞥見街角一家酒店貼著一張：〔只要完成三個難題，就可免費喝一年的酒〕的告示！! 酒鬼見機不可失，便進去向酒保詢問，酒保道：「你要向三個難題挑戰啊？」 酒鬼醉道：「好。」 「首先。你必須一囗氣喝掉這杯加滿胡椒的龍舌蘭。」 「第二。我們後院有一隻河馬牙齒痛很久了，你必須幫它拔Gloria Gaynor I Will Survive At first I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. But then I spent so many nights Thinking how you did me wrong. And I grew strong! And I learned how to get along! So now you're ba...

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山東說話口音

3月 28, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

home |Gloria Gaynor | Official Website有一天有位山東來的轉學生來台唸書上課時，老師突然聽那位山東人說：她乃乃的Ｂ結果老師很生就說：ＸＸＸ你剛剛說什麼！山東人說：他乃乃的Ｂ老生更生氣的說：有種你再說一次！山東人就嚇壞了什麼也沒說結果旁邊好心的同學跟老師說：老師，他是說「他拿他的筆....」某天三兄弟在公園裡散步時看見路中間有坨東西"看起來WE WILL SURVIVE Music legend Gloria Gaynor presents 40 remarkable stories inspired by her #1 hit “I Will Survive” SEE DETAILS > YOU’RE RIGHT ON TIME “You’re Right On Time” now available on ITUNES BUY THIS CD > NEW SINGLE RELEASED All The ......

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泡妞經歷

3月 28, 2013

小安

kuso

Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive (Live 1979) - YouTube某局長和某村長喝醉後互相吹噓泡妞經歷， 局長說：「我泡的都是城裡女人，有身材，有臉蛋，都是絕色美女，什麼招都精通……」 村長說：「我泡的都是鄉野村姑，無公害、無污染，都是綠色食品，什麼病都沒有！」GLORIA GAYNOR. Her name is recognized worldwide. Her voice a dynamic force. Her Grammy Award winning signature song, I Will Survive, an inspiration that has touched the hearts of people all over the world. This September 2002, Logic Records/BMG released t...

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比帥

3月 28, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

I Will Survive - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一屋子無聊男子比賽自我吹噓誰長得最帥， 第1個喜形於色地說：我是全市帥哥冠軍！ 第2個不甘示弱地說：我是全國帥哥冠軍！ 第3個胸有成竹地說：我是世界上長得最帥的！ 第4個嗤之以鼻地說：我是宇宙中長得最帥的！ 最後一個「畏畏縮縮」地說：我怎能跟各位相比？我想我只能是這小小屋中…&hell"I Will Survive" is a hit song first performed by American singer Gloria Gaynor, released in October 1978. It was written by Freddie Perren and Dino Fekaris. A top-selling song after its initial release, it has remained a popular disco anthem, as well as ...

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有霸氣的公司

3月 28, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

gloria gaynor i will survive - 相關部落格幾個男子合資要開一家公司，為了彰顯公司的霸氣，特取名「能力」！ 「嗯！『能力公司』聽著多霸氣啊！」 於是大家興高采烈地去申請並拿回營業執照 拿回來後大家幾個都傻眼了 只見執照上大大地寫著… …..『能力有限公司』...

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都退一步

3月 27, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

yam 天空部落-影音分享-Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive 員工:老闆我要加薪，不然我就辭職。 老闆:有話好好說，你看我們倆都退一步行不行？ 員工:怎麼退？ 老闆:我不給你加薪，你也別走。 Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive葛洛莉亞蓋諾 - 我會活下去 At first I was afraid I was petrified ......

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