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哪裡來的

6月 21, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

How many Penalty Points have you. - boards.ie幼稚園老師拿起一顆雞蛋問小朋友說：「雞蛋是由母雞生出來的是不是？」 小朋友紛紛點頭。隨後老師又繼續問道：「那麼各位小朋友，你們是怎麼來的？」 只見底下所有小朋友不約而同的回答：「我們是坐娃娃車來的！」 男朋友：「你不是看過這部電影了嗎？明明知道它不好看，為什麼還要帶我來看這 部大爛片？」 How many Penalty Points have you. Motors ... Your are correct. I now know what the life of a snail must feel like. I am also now completely convinced these speed traps are a money making measure and not a safety measure....

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老人旅行團

6月 21, 2013

何海丹

kuso

MetaMechs - MWO Tier Lists, Guides, and More台灣某飛日本的旅行團，團員清一色阿公阿媽。登機時，阿公阿媽一看到商務艙比較豪華就往前鑽，坐商務艙的旅客請他們起來時…>> >他們竟說：「這是博愛座，少年ㄟ去坐後面。」>> >連服務員也沒辦法，於是班機就延誤了。在後面的另一團導遊等得不耐煩了，於是上前察探，在明白情況後就說：「早說嘛，這Welcome to MetaMechs, your source for MWO Tier Lists, Guides, and much more. ... Tier Lists Tier Lists are the main focus of this site, and there are five different ones to look at! Competitive, Group queue, Solo queue, IS variants, and Clan variants....

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男人的友誼與女人的友誼

6月 21, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Garage Door Parts, Decorative Hardware, Rollers, Openers & More男人的友誼與女人的友誼Friendship Between Women:A woman didn't come home one night.一個女人有一晚沒回家睡The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfQuality garage door parts, openers, hardware, accessories for all residential and commercial doors. Discount prices, fast shipping and great customer service. ... Maintaining, adding, upgrading, or replacing garage doors not only increases its curb appeal...

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微軟總裁比爾蓋玆

6月 21, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

G-Man's profile - Comic Vine - Comic reviews, videos, forums and wiki.由於微軟總裁比爾蓋玆已經成為近一百年來的首富，也是人類歷史上的前十大首富，在他心中有無比的成就感，他想探訪一些名人，了解他與他們有何雷同之處。到了俄羅斯會見葉爾欽：比爾蓋玆：“葉總理，你想我們有何相似之處，有沒有具體事例？”葉爾欽不假思索的說：“有的，１９９９年底The largest comic database online, Comic Vine features Comic Reviews, News, Videos, and Forums for the latest in and more! ... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Episode 308 - "Vision Quest" The team realizes they must return to the city, but they aren't ready ...

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不要碰我

6月 21, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Toro « Greggman.com某日生物課時，老師談到自然界很多美麗的動植物皆有毒，希望大家好好作筆記，了解各種動植物的特性。下課後，雄仔因筆記未記完整，放是想向前座的小芬萍借筆記。雄仔拍了一下小芬的肩膀～誰知小芬突然很迅速地回頭告訴阿忠「不要碰我！」雄仔一臉疑惑問：「為什麼不能碰你？」小芬一臉正經道︰「你沒聽老師說美麗的東西都有Toro is the meat the comes from the belly area of a tuna. It is one of the most delicious things I’ve ever eaten. Toro would definitely be on the list of things I would want to continue to eat if I could only choose a couple of things. Toro is fattier tha...

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最悽慘的一天

6月 21, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Forum Customs - DVD Covers & Labels by Customaniacs酒吧內一位先生垂頭喪氣呆坐著看著自己的酒杯，已經差不多有半小時了。一位高大魁梧兇悍的卡車司機走到他身旁，直接就拿起他的酒杯，一飲而盡……這位可憐的先生開始哭了起來，卡車司機說道：「別這樣子！我只不過是在開玩笑，我另外再幫你買杯酒好了！我就是不能忍受男人在我面前哭！！」可憐New posts Hot thread with new posts No new posts Hot thread with no new posts Thread is closed...

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