gold copd 2011

貴妃艷遇

7月 25, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

GOLD - the Global initiative for chronic Obstructive Lung Disease有位夫子帶著弟子到郊外去尋訪作詩的題材，在路邊看到一塊人骨，他撿起來叫學生到街上買個甕，裝好並加以埋藏。當天夜裡，他聽到叩門聲，問：「是誰？」對方答道：「我是妃。」他好奇的開門，進來了一位自稱是楊貴妃的美女她說：「謝謝您讓我不致暴屍野外，今夜讓我以身相許，報答您的恩情。」溫存了一夜，天亮時，這女子便The Global Initiative for Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease (GOLD) works with health care professionals and public health officials to raise awareness of Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) and to improve prevention and treatment of this lung dise...

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「 We do chicken right！」（烹雞專家 ）

7月 25, 2013

張千梅

kuso

GOLD - the Global initiative for chronic Obstructive Lung Disease一中學老師把 KFC 肯德基店廣告「 We do chicken right！」（烹雞專家?）發給學生練習翻譯，結果有以下答案：1. 我們做雞是對的！2. 我們就是做雞的！3. 我們有做雞的權利！4. 我們只做雞的右半邊！5. 我們只作右邊的雞！6. 我們可以做雞，對吧？7. 我們行使了雞的權利！8One of GOLD’s most important activities is to work with international experts to produce resources about the diagnosis, prevention, and management of COPD. These materials incorporate the latest science to help improve the lives of COPD patients around th...

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妳有花粉症嗎

7月 25, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

GOLD Guidelines for COPD Diagnosis: History & 2014 Guidelines阿倫對小美說：「畢業典禮那天，送妳花好嗎？」小美：「不行啦，我會過敏。」阿倫：「妳有花粉症嗎？」小美：「廢話！難道花粉會比我正嗎？」阿倫：「......」有錢人向來乞討的三名乞丐說︰你們哪個最懶，我給一千元。甲︰我已經有三年沒做事，每天只是晃蕩，一千元給我吧！乙︰三年有什麼稀奇！我從沒有工作過，錢應Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD). (2014). Retrieved from http://www.who.int/respiratory/copd/en/ COPD awareness continues to rise, new NIH survey finds. (2011, November 21). Retrieved from http://www.nih.gov/news/health/nov2011/nhlbi-21.htm Gl...

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電腦市場經理

7月 25, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Little agreement in GOLD category using CAT and mMRC in 450 primary care COPD patients in New Zealan一名惠普（ＨＰ）電腦市場經理和一名結過六次婚的女人結婚 ，結婚夜晚洞房裡，女人和經理說道﹕『老公，坦白說，我還是名處女耶！』經理很吃驚的問道﹕『什麼？為什麼？』 女人解釋﹕ 『我的第一任丈夫是促銷員，他每天對我說“好極了，真是棒透了！但我沒時間。”，他從來不呆在家。』 『我的The updated 2011 Global Initiative for Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease (GOLD) guidelines introduced a new method to categorise chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) patients according to risk and symptom level, whereas previously categorisation wa...

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你走開啦 ..我先來的

7月 25, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Assessment of five different guideline indication criteria for spirometry, including modified GOLD c我朋友，他女朋友是在超商打工的。昨天值晚班， 那時候已經是午夜了，他去接他女朋友下班，看到他女朋友在櫃檯裡結帳，他也陪他女友一起在櫃檯那裡，不過他是蹲著的，所以在外面看不到他；一切都是發生的那麼突然，有一個帶全罩式安全帽的人衝了進來，手上還拿著把刀，當那人要說把錢拿出來時，就在這9千 5百Previous Tables index Next Indication of spirometry for the diagnosis of COPD In order to identify the most effective criteria for the screening of COPD, we compared the number of individuals who met the criteria for spirometry assessment according to GOL...

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不可能認不出來

7月 25, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一日，母親和她的胖女兒談話.............胖女兒：媽！你為什麼把我生得那麼胖，害我都沒有人追！我看，我乾脆下海算了！母：你要下海？那我看那些男人就要上岸了！胖女兒：媽！你怎麼這麼說！！那.....我不要活了！我要自殺！我要把自己燒成灰，讓你永遠認不出我來！母：哈！我怎麼可能認不出你。只要找Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD), also known as chronic obstructive lung disease (COLD), and chronic obstructive airway disease (COAD), among others, is a type of obstructive lung disease characterized by chronically poor airflow. It typically...

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