got fired

真的瘦了

3月 18, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

YOUTUBE GOT ME FIRED! - YouTube  阿珠：聽說阿美為了減肥，參加了騎馬俱樂部？阿花：對啊，她去一個多禮拜了！阿珠：怎麼樣？成果如何？阿花：不錯啊！那匹馬瘦了快二十公斤了！ SUBSCRIBEEE! :) CONNECT WITH ME: SECOND CHANNEL http://www.youtube.com/shanedawsontv2 MYSPACE http://www.myspace.com/shaneyaw FACEBOOK http://www.facebook.com/pages/Shane-D... TWITTER http://www.twitter.com/shanedawson BLOGTV http://www.blogtv.com/people/...

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都是歪理

3月 18, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Fired Over Facebook: 13 Posts That Got People CANNED期末考結束，老師特別問幾個同學為什麼成績這麼差。 大毛：「因為我的脖子扭傷！」  小強：「因為我的眼鏡度數不夠！」 阿呆：「因為我等得睡著了！」 小明：「因為前面同學個子太高了！ 老師：「……」大毛：「你知道一氧化碳的哥哥叫什麼嗎？」 小毛：「二氧化碳」 大毛：Facebook's mission is to make the world a "more open and connected" place. But the site's users can sometimes be a bit too open, posting pictures, opinions, videos, and 'jokes' via the social networking site that give employers pause--and employees the bo...

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小白兔和長頸鹿

3月 18, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Unhappy Customer: Comcast Told My Employer About Complaint, Got Me Fired – Consumerist  小白兔和長頸鹿在聊天。長頸鹿：「你都不知道有脖子長有多好！我吃東西時，食物會從脖子慢～慢的滑下去，真美味！」小白兔面無表情，冷冷的看著他。長頸鹿繼續說：「你都不知道有脖子長有多好！我喝水時，冰涼的泉水會從脖子慢～慢的滑下去，真舒暢！」小白兔面無表情，冷冷的說：「你吐過嗎？」UPDATE #3: Conal has filed a lawsuit against the cable giant in a federal court in California, alleging that — among other claims — Comcast violated a federal law prohibiting cable companies from sharing customers’ information without their consent. UPDAT...

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超級難的邏輯思考

3月 18, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Got Fired - 影片搜尋從前有一隻狗狗前面有一隻貓貓前面有一隻鼠鼠後面有一隻貓貓後面有一隻狗請問狗的後面是什麼？答案：蟲。........因為"從"前有一隻狗…...

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寶卡卡

3月 18, 2013

謝半松

kuso

How Dov Charney got fired from American Apparel - twice - Dec. 24, 2014這是一個真實故事。某天，女孩去圖書館念書，她帶了一包寶卡卡。坐好位子、把寶卡卡放著，開始念書…沒想到對面的男生，竟然把寶卡卡拿去打開，吃了起來。她覺得莫名其妙，一氣之下，她把寶卡卡拿過來，也吃了一個。結果，兩個人就這樣拿來拿去、吃來吃去。最後只剩下一個，絕的是，那個男生還分一半給女生&For Dov Charney, the press release announcing his firing last week was déjà vu in the worst way. It was his second ousting in less than a year, and was an unexpected turn of events. That's because when American Apparel's board fired Charney for the first ...

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情書

3月 18, 2013

何新冬

kuso

NPR Ends Juan Williams' Contract After Muslim Remarks : NPR小明很喜歡坐同一部校車的一位女生… 一天，他鼓起勇氣傳紙條給坐在後面的女生， 紙條上寫著：「我是小明，我很喜歡妳，如果妳願意跟我作朋友，請把紙條傳回來；如果妳不喜歡我，請把紙條丟到窗外去。」 過了一會兒，女生把紙條慢慢傳回來了，小明高興地把紙條打開… 紙條上寫著：「窗戶打NPR News has terminated the contract of longtime news analyst Juan Williams after remarks he made on the Fox News Channel about Muslims. Williams appeared Monday on The O'Reilly Factor, and host Bill O'Reilly asked him to comment on the idea that the U.S....

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