growing of my heart

外星人

3月 28, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

MY GROWING PASSION外星人一架飛碟降落在一處人煙稀少的農場，從飛碟裡走出一對外星人夫婦他們竟然長得如此和地球人一樣農場主人夫婦非常高興的接待這對罕見的訪客四人相談甚歡，當晚決定玩玩換妻的遊戲當農場女主人和男外星人進入臥室脫光衣服後，女主人見男外星人的寶貝非常小於是問：「這麼小，中用嗎？」「沒問題」男外星人摸摸自己的左耳This is a literature review I wrote a few years ago, which I have revisited because I am thinking anew about symbiosis in the context of my novel-in-progress, one major element of which is parasitology and host-switching. Over on my new writing blog, I am...

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國文課

3月 28, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

multiple hairs growing out of one follicle? - Dermatology - MedHelp有次上國文課時老師講到十天干和十二地支甲同學和乙同學都在睡覺所以老師就問甲同學:[某甲,辰巳午未是什麼意思?]甲:[城...市五位,就是城裡來了五位將軍]老師:[城市五位!? 我還鄉村六位勒!]此時班上同學已經很想笑了老師又問乙同學:[某乙,晨巳午未接下是什麼?]乙:[城...城市五位...接下來是I am a 24 year old male and I have experienced multiple hairs (anywhere from 2 to 12) growing from the same follicle in my beard. the men in my family have always had a lot of bodyhair, but no one has mentioned this. I frequently pull out clusters of up t...

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心碎了

3月 28, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

吃喝玩樂 - Diary of a Growing Boy物理課上講動量守恆—— 老師：「一個雞蛋去撞另一個雞蛋，誰碎了？」 一同學舉手：「心碎了。」 老師：「誰的心碎了？！」 同學：「母雞的心碎了……」Pin It I was pretty ecstatic about a year ago when I heard about Dalloyau opening in Hong Kong. Dalloyau has been my tea salon of choice in Paris for 20 years, and when I first moved to Hong Kong 20 years ago, I would satisfy my cravings by buying their ....

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小妹是一個便利商店店員

3月 28, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Persecution of Christians Growing in the United States小妹是一個便利商店店員，交班的時候清點高單價的商品是很合理的事因為世風日下，發現東西被偷了，也是很合理的事因為，我是上早班的，客人沒有晚班得多，所以很少發生商品被偷的事直到接近年底(聖誕節、跨年)，保險套的失竊率就給他提升了連早班也不免俗的要被偷幾個保險套...80元一包耶...大佬...多偷幾個我More Christians died for their faith in the twentieth century than at any other time in history, says Christian Solidarity International. Global reports indicate that over 150,000 Christians were martyred last year, chiefly outside of the United States. H...

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代罪的狗

3月 28, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Gardening Jones 13 Do's & Do Not's of Growing Tomatoes » Gardening Jones一位已婚男人決定和性感女秘書一起加班，好伺機一親芳澤，於是他打電話回家，編了個藉口騙老婆。工作做完後，他邀請女秘書共進晚餐兩人不斷眉來眼去，言語間也互相挑逗，最後終於相偕到女秘書家中共赴雲雨。狂歡作樂兩小時後，男人到浴室整理儀容準備回家，這才發現到脖子上有一大塊吻痕。男人嚇出一身冷汗， 一面苦思如何13 Tips on growing tomatoes in the backyard garden. ... Do Enjoy a variety if you have the room. Roma and plum tomatoes are best for preserving, slicing types for fresh eating, and of course cherry tomatoes for snacking....

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車廂裡的笑話

3月 28, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Egg consumption and risk of coronary heart disease and stroke: dose-response meta-analysis of prospe二戰時，有一次在火車的一節包廂裡坐了四個人。   一個是個老太太，一個是漂亮的姑娘，一個是德國軍官，還有一個是羅馬尼亞人。 火車穿過隧道的時候，車廂裡一片黑暗，突然響了一聲親嘴的動靜，接著是記響亮的耳光。 火車從隧道裡鑽出來後，只見德國軍官臉上有五道紅印，尷尬地坐在那裡。 四個人誰也沒說話Objective To investigate and quantify the potential dose-response association between egg consumption and risk of coronary heart disease and stroke. Design Dose-response meta-analysis of prospective cohort studies. Data sources PubMed and Embase prior to ...

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