gta sa save points

太毒了，只是打錯電話……

7月 9, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Save Points in GTA San Andreas - GTA Wiki, the Grand Theft Auto Wiki - GTA IV, San Andreas, Vice Cit某日去一朋友家打牌，一進門朋友就開始訴苦說最近常被人騷擾一個家伙錯把他家的電話當成送外賣的，經常打進來要訂飯，偏那廝一根腸子，怎么解釋、漫罵、哀求，通通無效，朋友愁的夠戧。坐下來開打，未幾，有電話打入，一看來電，又是那家伙（以下簡稱s），朋友要去接，被我攔住，按下免提鍵，于是有了下面的對話：我：你好In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, there are 37 save points (the most in any Grand Theft Auto... ... In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, there are 37 save points (the most in any Grand Theft Auto game) that Carl Johnson can acquire throughout 1992....

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爆笑寫作文

7月 8, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

GTA San Andreas有一天，我在班里表揚了一位同學，說他這個“青翠欲滴”用得好。下一次交上來的作文，幾乎每個人都用了“青翠欲滴”：“教室的一角里，有盆青翠欲滴的花”，“爸爸拿起青翠欲滴的玉酒杯”，“她穿上一件綠色Welcome to the archived GTA-SanAndreas.com site. This site is here to provide up to date information on the impressive Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas video game. The site originally started on February 17, 2003 based on rumours and speculation, and after o...

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老公的懺悔書

7月 8, 2013

張千梅

kuso

[SA] ~ CLEO Script Tutorial ~ - Tutorials - GTAForums親愛的老婆大人：遵照您的旨意，我在書房里反省了一個小時四十三分零七秒，喝了一杯白開水，上了一次衛生間，沒有抽煙，以上事實準確無誤，請審查。附上我的檢討報告，不當之處可以協商。經過３個月的婚姻生活，我認為老婆同志溫柔賢良，勤奮聰穎，是不可多得的好妻子，而身為丈夫的我卻舉止乖張，態度輕狂，所作所為確有值Save it in your Sannyscript folder and give it a name. Compile the script. Click on menue icon with "running man" to choose compile + copy If the CLEO - Library is installed, the script will be compiled and copied in to GTASA\CLEO - folder The Cleo sc...

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如果雅典娜懷孕了………

7月 8, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

GTA San Andreas 100% Save Game+Download Link - YouTube星矢：我的愛是純潔的，和我沒有關系。我還小，才13歲，沒有發育。冰河：新的神斗士誕生了，雖然我可以對敵人冷酷，萬一要是面對這個嬰兒呢？阿瞬：幸福地猜想，究竟是弟弟還是妹妹呢？紫龍：去超市買嬰兒用品。老師說了“一定要有遠見！”一輝：“％#，又來一個要保護的廢物&rdyou can download the file here: http://www.mediafire.com/?a8haav5pd3a... it contains: 100% progress made 100% progress with all girlfriends all clothes in all shops and many more....

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堵得你沒話說

7月 8, 2013

王采安

kuso

Gta San Andreas Save Game NOT WORKING FIXED !!! - YouTube老婆特愛吃水果，一次和老婆往家走，老婆非要買幾斤蘋果帶回去，我說別買了，家里不是 還有桔子么。老婆回了一句特噎人：“桔子能吃出蘋果味兒來么？！” 和同學走在街上，發現地上不知誰掉了一毛錢硬幣，同學把它拾起來，我笑他說：“丟不丟人 ？一毛錢你也撿。”同學if you have any question regarding this game then send me a private message i'll answer all your questions.. Please do Subscribe @ http://www.youtube.com/user/anthropod... *****­***** Gta San Andreas Save Game NOT WORKING *****­***** Let's Fixed it ! ! ! ...

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北方男人到南方吃飯

7月 8, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Rhino - GTA Wiki, the Grand Theft Auto Wiki - GTA IV, San Andreas, Vice City, cars, vehicles, cheats一個北方男人到南方吃飯！男：饃饃多少錢？女：摸摸五十。男：下面呢？女：一百。男憤然：水餃呢？女：睡覺二百，男驚叫：一碗二百？女：一晚四百。經驗總結：南方消費就是高啊！The Rhino, commonly referred to in police chatters simply as the Tank, is a military tank... ... Main Info Appearances GTA SA Color Beige camouflage Handling This tank has 2 steering modes: normal allows it to make turns a little better than trucks, and e...

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