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François Gissy Bicycle World Record 207 mph 333 km/h - YouTube一名交通警察在高速公路上把一部時速只有20公里的慢車給攔了下來。警察發現車裡坐了4個老太婆,除了駕車的那個外,其他的3個都臉色蒼白的在發抖。駕車的老太婆緊張的:偶. . 偶沒有超速啊 . . . 警察:妳沒超速,可是開得太慢了。老太婆:但速路牌上綿綿寫住俗速"20"嘛。 警察:那是指20號公路,不是Don’t forget to visit our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/swissrocketman And our website: http://www.swissrocketman.fr/exotic-t... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSzpC... On November 7th of 2014, on the famous Circuit Paul Ricard located at Le Ca...

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Shockwave - EHSL - Spencer S. Eccles Health Sciences Library Home Page一對姓孫的夫妻,老來得子, 作丈夫的看到妻子幫他生了一個白白胖胖的男嬰, 激動的熱淚盈眶。 老先生一把抱起才剛剛出生的小嬰兒, 一臉驕傲的對他說:「孩子,我要你將來比國父孫中山先生還要強兩倍!」 於是這夫妻倆就幫他們的兒子取了一個很響亮的名字,&nbReduced ventricular filling...

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