halo wiki

起床的老婆

5月 6, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Halo Nation - The Halo Franchise, Bungie, 343 Industries and more有天早上，剛起床的老婆很興奮地跟先生說道：「親愛的，我昨天夢到你送我一條金鏈子哦！」老公面無表情地看了老婆一下！老婆不放棄地追問道：「親愛的～你覺得這個夢是什麼意思呢？」老公道：「好吧！等我今天下班回來，妳就知道是什麼意思了！」於是老婆滿心興奮地送老公出門上班！等到老公下班，一進家門，就從公事包拿出Halo Nation is a community wiki dedicated for the Halo franchise that anybody can contribute to. ... Welcome SPARTAN! Halo Nation is the most comprehensive collaborative database, documenting all information on the Halo universe, on the net....

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學長....你.......

5月 6, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Halo (optical phenomenon) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia中午...進餐時......同桌的一位學妹對正在用餐的博士班學長問「學長.你博幾?」博士班學長含糊的道「沒有阿.我正在吃飯怎麼會呢???」正當所有人都在納悶學長的回答時 只聽到他在一旁邊吃東西邊嘟嚷著說「吃飯時還能{勃 起} 我哪能那麼神阿」....語畢全場人皆笑翻A halo (from Greek ἅλως, halōs;[1] also known as a nimbus, icebow or gloriole) is an optical phenomenon produced by light interacting with ice crystals suspended in the atmosphere, resulting in a wide variety of colored or white rings, arcs and spots in t...

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兩件事不會

5月 6, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Halo (series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一天 老王去一家公司應徵工作老闆跟他面試，問了他：「你有什麼事情不會?」老王說：「我只有兩件事情不會 」老闆聽心想，這麼厲害，那馬上就錄取他了。後來老闆吩咐老王做工作，老王總是笨手笨腳。老闆覺得很奇怪，就問老王：「到底是哪兩件事情不會?」老王就說：「這也不會 那也不會」老闆…&helHalo is a best-selling military science fiction first-person shooter video game franchise created by Bungie and now managed and developed by 343 Industries, a subsidiary of Microsoft Studios. The series centers on an interstellar war between humanity and ...

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飆車族的誤會

5月 6, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Pepakura File Index - Halo Costuming Wiki阿國星期天深夜一點多從附近的友人家烤肉回來，路上就在擔心這麼晚回家又適逢週末，要是遇到飆車族該怎麼辨啊？好死不死，就遇到前面至少一百多輛的飆車族正緩緩行駛，周圍並沒有車輛敢超車。阿國也很害怕，只好跟在車隊後面緩緩騎著。過了約二十分鐘，陸續有幾百人也從後加入了車隊後面這行列.........。這時，阿To help newcomers to Halo costuming, we've gathered all of our known Pepakura files that we... ... Mark VI: Normal Detail parts Edit If you finish these normal definition files and still want to improve your costume, try the HD files above....

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身強體健的公雞

5月 6, 2013

連冷文

kuso

John-117 - Halo Nation — The Halo encyclopedia - Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 4, Halo Wars, ODST, Re農夫想說要準備一隻種雞….便選了一隻身強體健的公雞….之後….主人便天天給它補身體….一天….公雞飛進了母雞寮….把五十隻母雞全交配了….隔天….農夫發現那隻公雞已經奄奄一息躺在晒穀場&hLooking for the UNSC Navy rank Master Chief Petty Officer, the Halo 3 level Sierra 117, the Halo... ... John quickly proved himself to be one of the program's top candidates during his training. Both Dr. Halsey and Chief Mendez identified him as one of fo...

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建築師

5月 6, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Halo 4 Wiki Guide - IGN - Video Games, Wikis, Cheats, Walkthroughs, Reviews, News & Vide建築師 夫人對建築師說每當火車經過時，她的睡床就會搖動。 「這簡直是無稽之談１建築師回答說，「我來看看。」建築師到達後， 夫人建議他躺在床上，體會一下火車經過時的感覺。 建築師剛上床躺下，夫人的丈夫就回來了。 他見此情形，便厲聲喝問：「你躺在我妻子的床上幹什麼？」   建築師戰戰兢兢地回答Halo 4 wiki guide at IGN: walkthroughs, items, maps, video tips, strategies to beat your friends and more. Help other players by adding to the wiki yourself ... Halo 4 is the eighth Halo game (including the Halo CE remake) and the fifth on the Xbox 360. H...

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