hate me blue october

床上的草席

7月 22, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Blue October - Hate Me - YouTube有位患者到醫院求診。 醫師問：你哪邊不舒服？ 患者答：我昨晚做了個夢，夢見自己是頭牛在吃草。 醫師便說：你放心，這很正常。 每個人也會夢到，夢境和現實是不一樣的。 只見那位患者很緊張的說： 可是.....可是...... 我起床時Music video by Blue October performing Hate Me. (C) 2006 Universal Records a division of UMG Recordings Inc....

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國文老師的告白

7月 22, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

BLUE OCTOBER LYRICS - Hate Me - Lyrics Top - Lyrics to the Popular New Songs國文老師的告白我是個國中的 國文老師，生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!字醜就算了，還會自己學倉頡創字!!創字就算了，還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!每次都改到哭笑不得……………=============================I have to block out thoughts of you so I don't lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I'm alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in m...

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老婆和老媽掉落水救哪個

7月 22, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Blue October - Hate Me Lyrics | MetroLyrics老婆和老媽同時掉在了水里，先救老婆老媽就會沒命，先救老媽老婆就會沒命。先救老婆還是先救老媽還是誰都不救呢？ 看看古人會怎麼做吧！++孟子++從小死了老爸，老媽拉扯我不容易，為了讓我健康成長，又搬了三次的家，給我吃好的穿好的為得就是讓我有出息。老媽和老婆落水當然先救老媽了，萬惡淫為首，百善孝為先嘛！老Lyrics to 'Hate Me' by Blue October. I have to block out thoughts of you so I don't lose my head / They're crawling like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed /...

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廁所牆上暴強對聯

7月 22, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

BLUE OCTOBER LYRICS - Hate Me - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z廁所牆上9條暴強對聯 上：天下英雄豪傑到此俯首稱臣 下：世間貞烈女子進來寬衣解裙 橫批：天地正氣 ---------------------------- 上：腳踏黃河兩岸手拿機密文件 下：前面機槍掃射後面炮火連天 橫批：爽 ---------------------------- 上：大開方便之門Lyrics to "Hate Me" song by BLUE OCTOBER: (If you're sleeping are you dreaming If you're dreaming are you dreaming of me? I can't believe you... ... (If you're sleeping are you dreaming If you're dreaming are you dreaming of me? I can't believe you actual...

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出於良心告訴你

7月 22, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

HATE ME Lyrics - BLUE OCTOBER - eLyrics.net - Song Lyrics一對青年男女，剛從結婚登記處領證回來，他們在路上交談著。男的得意地說：「親愛的，你真美！不過出於良心，現在我得告訴你，上次我領你來我家裡看的那套紅木傢具，以及華麗的燈，我都是向別人家借來的。」女的說：「沒關係。出於良心，我現在也得如實告訴你，剛才登記證上寫的是我姐姐的名字。」男的大吃一驚：「是上次在Blue October Hate Me lyrics & video : [Hey Justin, this is your mother. I was just calling to see how you were doing; you sounded really up tight last night, made me a little n......

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別叫我爸

7月 22, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Blue October Hate Me Lyrics - YouTube一天， 兒子回到家說：爸，今天考試60分。爸：下次再考低了，別叫我爸。 第二天......兒：「對不起，大哥」。This feature is not available right now. Please try again later....

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