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花枝意麵

4月 1, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Red Light Sex Trips    小明到夜市吃宵夜… 看到招牌上寫著「花枝意麵」，就叫碗來吃吃看… 吃到一半小明發現?面根本沒有花枝，覺得被騙了！ 就問老闆娘：「老闆娘，我的花枝意麵?怎麼根本沒花枝呢？」 老闆娘：「花枝是我的名字啦！」 Welcome to RedLightSexTrips.com: Our tour-operators take sex tourists from all over the world on a guided tour of the Red Light District while recording everything on a ... Sonny is from Austria and at 22 probably one of the youngest guests we have entert...

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福州伯講鬼故事

4月 1, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Plan the perfect trip - Reviews of Hotels, Flights and Vacation Rentals - TripAdvisor    以前打電話，號碼不像現在用按的，是用手指插進一個有洞的圓盤用撥的。話說從前從前......小明家的電話號碼是４４４─４４４４，常常有奇怪的電話打進來.....某天午夜12點的時候：電話響了，小明拿起話筒。電話那頭用淒慘的聲音說：「請問這裡是４４４─４４４４嗎？可不可以幫我Plan and have your perfect trip with TripAdvisor, the world's largest travel site. Browse over 150 million candid reviews, opinions, and photos of hotels, restaurants, attractions, and more - all by travelers like you. You'll also find low airfares, free ...

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不舒服

4月 1, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Official Ryanair Site | Cheap Flights | Cheap Flights to Europe    「爸爸，」小兒子說，「我今天可不可以留在家裡？我覺得不舒服。」 「你覺得什麼地方不舒服？」爸爸問道。 「學校。」小兒子回答。   Car Hire Find cheap car hire, and get on the road with a rental car from Hertz, Thrifty or Firefly Car Hire. Hotels Find your ideal home away from home with the best hotel deals from Ryanair hotels Insurance Purchase peace-of-mind. Protect yourself and yo...

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電蚊拍

4月 1, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Plan the perfect trip - Holiday Reviews - Hotels, Resorts and Holiday Packages - TripA      讀國小的弟弟隔天有羽球課 所以媽媽就幫他把羽球拍放在袋子裡 結果他上體育課拿出來時才發現媽媽幫他帶的是”電蚊拍”~~~      You'll find millions of hotel reviews and opinions at TripAdvisor so make sure you read these reviews and choose the perfect hotel for your next stay. Millions of travellers like you have shared their reviews of hotels, B&Bs, inns, and more. Add your own ...

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換位子

4月 1, 2013

張碧文

kuso

German American - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia    有對夫妻結婚多年，丈夫總是忘記一些特別的日子， 結婚三十五週年那天，他們在享用早餐時 ，妻子向她先生暗示：「老伴，你知不知道，我們坐在這兩張椅子上已經整整三十五年了?」 丈夫放下報紙，望著老婆說：「妳是不是想跟我換位子?」       German Americans (German: Deutschamerikaner) are Americans who were either born in Germany or are of German ancestry. They comprise about 50 million people,[1] making them the second largest ancestry group behind English Americans [5][6][7][8] or, if of m...

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粗繩

4月 1, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

A Guide to German Alternative Cancer Clinics    有一天，老李氣沖沖地去找洗衣店老闆，火冒三丈的說：「你們自己標榜為洗衣大王，看看你們的傑作！」 說著往桌上扔了一條很粗的繩子。 老闆看了看說：「先生，這粗繩很好啊！」 「粗繩？」老李幾乎要爆炸吼道：「我送洗的是條被單！」   P.S. Why wait till you or someone you love is diagnosed with cancer and doctors are trying to hustle you onto the operating table? Find out about your options now, and be ready. My new book, German Cancer Breakthrough: A Guide to Top German Alternative .....

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