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一對情侶

6月 10, 2013

郭靖萍

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Plan the perfect trip - Reviews of Hotels, Flights and Vacation Rentals - TripAdvisor一對情侶在公園裡大聲爭吵，女的罵男的說：「像你這麼渾蛋的男人，只有母狗才會喜歡你。」 男的很生氣的回答道：「你居然敢這樣罵我，太過分了，我們分手。 反正我爺爺昨天剛過戶一萬張台積電的股票給我這個長孫， 我有這麼多錢，難道還會擔心找不到女朋友嗎？」 男的說完後轉身就走。結果走不到幾步後，突然背後傳來幾Plan and have your perfect trip with TripAdvisor, the world's largest travel site. Browse over 150 million candid reviews, opinions, and photos of hotels, restaurants, attractions, and more - all by travelers like you. You'll also find low airfares, free ...

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拿著牙刷

6月 10, 2013

何新冬

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Post-Crescent News爸: 我的好孩子你拿著牙刷在幹甚麼?子: 沒有啦！只是擦屁屁時候，便便走進了指界隙縫而已......爸: 那好像是我的牙刷耶......子: 是呀!爸: 那麼只是今天的事嗎?子: 才不是啦......最近學擦屁屁經常都會這樣，已經一個星期多了。Milwaukee prostitute seeking help, resources Milwaukee and the Fox Valley have multiple resources to help women in the sex trade. Milwaukee and the Fox Valley have multiple resources to help women in the sex trade. Local 12 minutes ago...

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你孫兒從窗戶掉下來了

6月 10, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Finding Healthy Foods on a Road Trip - Nutrition at About.com: Free Nutrition Help and Information二樓窗戶飛下來一只用過的保險套，剛好落到一位行人的頭上。  這人感到即噁心又惱火，於是走到這棟房子的大門口，使勁敲打大門，一個老頭開了門，問他為什麼這麼勁敲敲門?這人質問道： “誰住在二樓？”  老頭回答：“這和你有什?關係？上面住的是我女兒和Typical freeway fare includes fast food, microwave-ready service station options -- bags of chips, and lots of sodas -- but you can navigate your way around the junk food and maintain your healthy diet. Start with Breakfast You may eat breakfast at a rest...

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笑話 .... 老來離婚........

6月 10, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Plan the perfect trip - Holiday Reviews - Hotels, Resorts and Holiday Packages - TripA老來離婚一位住在台北的老先生在農曆春節前打電話給他在洛杉機的兒子。 「兒子！雖然美國人不過中國年，但我也真的不想在這個時候破壞你的心情，也不想麻煩你。」 兒子：「？？」「你媽和我今天要去辦離婚了。」 兒子大吼道：「爸！你在說什麼啊！」 「四十五年來我受夠了，我You'll find millions of hotel reviews and opinions at TripAdvisor so make sure you read these reviews and choose the perfect hotel for your next stay. Millions of travellers like you have shared their reviews of hotels, B&Bs, inns, and more. Add your own ...

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說對了話 - 無價

6月 10, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Japan - Lonely Planet趙先生一早起來就頭痛的要死... 因為他前一天晚上喝的爛醉回家!! 他強迫自己把疲憊不堪的眼睛睜開。 睜開眼後竟然看到床頭上放了一杯水跟幾顆頭痛藥， 然後坐起身後又看到了他的衣服已經燙好、疊好在床邊。 因為一起床就看到這幾樣反常的事， 所以Japan is a world apart – a cultural Galápagos where a unique civilisation blossomed, and today thrives in delicious contrasts of traditional and... ... Small Group Tours Kyoto and Nara 2-Day or 3-Day Rail Tour by Bullet Train from Tokyo 2 days / 1 night o...

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機智與反應

6月 10, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Toilets in Japan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一個好的售貨員最重要的就是機智與反應了。有一位客人到一間超市買東西，站在貨架前東選西挑就是找不到想要的。一名售貨員便走上前詢問：「先生，有什麼需要我幫忙的嗎？」 「嗯…」那人說「我想買半棵高麗菜，行嗎？」「真是非常抱歉，本店只能賣整棵的」沒想到對方僵持不下，堅持要半棵高麗菜&Toilets in Japan are generally more elaborate than toilets in other developed nations. There are two styles of toilets commonly found in Japan;[1][2] the oldest type is a simple squat toilet, which is still somewhat common in public conveniences. After Wo...

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