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天堂也有棒球

6月 24, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Strong's Hebrew: 7200. רָאָה (raah) -- to see有兩個好朋友，他們整個輩子都是美國棒球的超級球迷，他們老是在談論棒球的事，也幾乎一年到頭都去觀看球賽。他們還約好不論誰先往生，都要想辦法回來告訴對方天堂那兒有沒有棒球活動。某個夏天晚上，其中一位過世了；當然，他是在看完球賽以後死的，所以他死得很快樂。過了幾天，他的朋友鮑柏在夜裡聽到上面傳來一個聲音說ר א ה 1315 verb see (Late Hebrew id.; וארא MI 4, הראני Deuteronomy 1:7, compare ריח spectacle Deuteronomy 1:12; Sabean ראי see, expect DHM ZMG xxix (1875), 506,599; Arabic see, so Ethiopic ᵑ7 ר ו, ר יו א human appearance, features, etc. (compare ......

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出名地吝嗇

6月 24, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Saw (2004) - IMDb一對地主夫婦，出名地吝嗇。一天男的進城去，走著走著想上廁所，但轉念一想：這麼好的肥料可不能便宜了別人。於是一直憋著。後來實在憋不住了，找個廁所就上。可是也除了放幾個屁之外，什麼也沒有拉出來。於是心中得意不已。回到家裏，向老婆講述自已的經歷。誰知老婆一聽大怒：你這個敗家子，哪有你這樣過日子的，省下這幾Directed by James Wan. With Leigh Whannell, Cary Elwes, Danny Glover, Ken Leung. Two men awaken in the secure lair of a killer who forces them to play a deadly game that will determine life or death....

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關錯鳥

6月 24, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Tax Jobs | You saw it here first – Deloitte UK announces new tax partners | Tax Grotto這是聽朋友的媽說的朋友的媽在醫院上班有天她在整理阿桑病歷的時候護理長喵了喵病歷上的名字很訝異的說"誰啊!?誰的名字叫"關錯鳥"啊?旁邊的人都嚇到了其他人便很小聲的說"不是啦！護理長不是關錯鳥......""...阿桑的名字是......"..."關金鵲..."在公共汽車上，一個男子看到鄰座一位女子的Tax Jobs Deloitte has announced its UK partner promotions for 2015. The following tax professionals have been made up: Cath Ingham, Corporate Tax, Reading Cath ... "I find that Tax Grotto is not only first with the tax news I need, but that it often provi...

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史上最爆笑論壇回復

6月 24, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Saw III (2006) - IMDb1論壇樓主：我和女朋友的照片，朋友輕砸～ 論壇回復：植物的性官插在長角偶蹄類動物的排泄物上…… 2論壇樓主：我新買了一處莊園，有多大說出來嚇死你——我開車繞一圈足足用了兩個半小時！！！ 論壇回復：嗯，以前我也有這麼一輛Directed by Darren Lynn Bousman. With Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh. Jigsaw kidnaps a doctor to keep him alive while he watches his new apprentice put an unlucky citizen through a brutal test....

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金魚 田雞

6月 24, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

WHO | Measles常戴眼鏡的女生我們叫她做『金魚』 如果外表長得可愛的金魚叫『小金魚』 如果金魚戴眼鏡戴到眼睛微凸 叫『凸眼金魚』 如果皮膚比較黑的話叫『黑金魚』 如果金魚喜歡穿的花花綠綠 則升級為『錦鯉』 要是有一個男生約金魚出去 稱之為『養金魚』 要是有人在街上向WHO fact sheet on measles providing key fact, signs and symptoms, who is at risk, treatment, prevention, WHO response. ... Key facts Measles is one of the leading causes of death among young children even though a safe and cost-effective vaccine is availa...

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短篇笑話

6月 24, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Tomato - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia◆插隊一位婦人匆匆走進肉店，毫不客氣地喊道：『喂！老闆，給我一百元給狗吃的牛肉。』然後，她轉身向另一名等待的婦人說：『妳不會介意我插個隊吧？』那婦人冷冷地回答：『當然不會，既然妳那麼餓了，讓妳先買無妨。 』◎期中考出了一題翻譯，題目是子在川上曰：逝者如斯夫，不捨晝夜......。老師改完稿The earliest reference to tomatoes being grown in British North America is from 1710, when herbalist William Salmon reported seeing them in what is today South Carolina They may have been introduced from the Caribbean. By the mid-18th century, they were ....

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