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你有看過金庸的小說嗎

5月 15, 2013

王采安

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He Got Game (1998) - IMDb一位中年人問年輕人：「你有看過金庸的小說嗎？」年輕人說：「沒有，只有看過電視劇。」中年人說：「那你知道金庸寫的十四部小說的書名的第一個字，串起來會成為一首詩：『飛雪連天射白鹿，笑書神俠倚碧鴛」嗎？」年輕人說：「嗯…不知道，但是我有看羅琳（哈利波特作者）的小說，她寫的七本小說的書名的第一Directed by Spike Lee. With Denzel Washington, Ray Allen, Milla Jovovich, Rosario Dawson. A basketball player's father must try to convince him to go to a college so he can get a shorter sentence....

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笑評當今世界四大防毒軟體

5月 15, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Miracle-Herb Brooks" Pre-Game Speech - YouTube卡巴就好像西毒，兇猛強悍，神功蓋世，對敵決不留情，出手狠辣，招招奪命，絕少失手，不愧為一代梟雄，但畢竟練的不是純正內功，容易走火入魔，導致系統出問題。麥咖啡就像東邪，玉樹臨風，俊朗瀟灑，對敵招式繁多，機關重重，殺伐決斷從不遲疑，為江湖第一機智聰明之人，但因其心機太深，令人難以掌握。諾頓就像南帝，雍容Herb Brooks' pre-game pep talk before the famous 1980 "Miracle" game against the Soviet Union. as performed by "Rizzo" (4 yrs old) VISIT AND "LIKE" JOSH SACCO (athlete) ON FACEBOOK!!!...

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吃霸王餐

5月 15, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

You've Got Mail (1998) - IMDb一位顧客慢條斯里的在餐廳中用餐，然後他吃水果，抽香煙。當侍者把帳單送上時，他摸了摸口袋，假裝驚慌失措的說： 「糟糕，我的錢包不見了。」 侍者面無表情的問：「真的嗎？」於是，他把這個男人帶到門 口，大聲命令他：「蹲下。」然後用力一腳，把他踢到門外。 這時，坐在另一張桌上的一個顧客，Directed by Nora Ephron. With Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Greg Kinnear, Parker Posey. The owner of a large bookstore chain starts putting the owner of a small local bookstore out of business. Meanwhile they have been corresponding over the internet without knowi...

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哥哥種地瓜，弟弟種玉米

5月 15, 2013

張憶曼

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Predator (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia在鄉下有兩個務農的兄弟，哥哥種地瓜，弟弟種玉米。 話說有一天兩兄弟在耕種時，哥哥在地上挖出一個舊燈來，弟弟用身上的毛巾擦掉燈上的泥巴，突然從燈中冒出一股青煙，變成一個精靈，精靈說：「我可以滿足你們三個願望。」 兩兄弟非常高興，哥哥先說：「我希望田裡的地瓜變的又大又香又甜」﹔精靈說：「沒問題」，於是哥The soundtrack was composed by Alan Silvestri, who was coming off the huge success of Back to the Future in 1985. Predator was his first major action movie and the score is full of his now familiar genre characteristics: heavy horn blasts, staccato string...

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人事部門公告

5月 15, 2013

謝半松

kuso

UPDATES - New Movies, Movie Trailers, DVD, TV & Video Game News! - Comin人事部門公告----一、衣服本公司勸告你，以你的薪金當水準來穿衣服。如果我們看到你穿Prada的拖鞋或拿Hermes的皮袋，那麼我們假設你的生活很充裕，不需要加薪。如果你穿得邋邋遢遢，那麼你應當學會怎麼理財，這是你自己的事，我們也不必加薪。要是你穿得中規中矩，那也表示你是一個安份守己的人,要多點錢幹Check out the latest news, reviews and interviews from your favorite TV series. Get exclusive content & breaking TV news as it happens. ... Directed by Sofia Coppola and featuring guests including George Clooney, Amy Poehler, Chris Rock and more...

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王八德

5月 16, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Racist Hunger Games Fans Are Very Disappointed有一個人叫做王八德。有一天,奶奶生病了,於是他寫了一封信給奶奶。信上說:「親愛的奶奶,聽說您生病了,請不要沒事隨便下床。敬愛您的王八德。]因為不會寫奶奶,病,床及德這幾個字,於是用o代替。由於奶奶看不清楚字,請鄰居唸。鄰居以為o是蛋的意思,結果.......唸唸看吧！……The good news? The Hunger Games made $155 million at the box office its opening weekend, making it the third-best debut in North American box office history. The bad news, however, reflects a level of idiocy that we weren't really expecting. Now as you ma...

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