head over heels

天線寶寶超慘死案

5月 22, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

HEAD OVER HEELS故事1天線寶寶家庭坐計程車...準備去海邊撿貝殼天線妹妹就很高興的唱～" 我們要去海邊,好開心！"司機很不爽的說"閉嘴，難聽死了! 再唱把你們都丟到海裡!!!!"過了一陣子, 天線哥哥忍不住了!便開始唱....." 我們要去海邊,好開心！"司機聽了真的是很不爽, "閉嘴，難聽死了! 再唱把你們都丟到Hellooooo! And Happy New Year! Long time no talk. I'm not back to blogging, alas, no time as the threesome below has been keeping me busy nonstop, but if for no one other than myself, I try to document a snapshot of my offspring at least once a year. If y...

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駱駝母子的對話

5月 22, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Head over Heels某日，駱駝母子在聊天… 駱駝弟弟：「媽媽，為什麼我們的腳上面有厚厚的蹄呢？」 駱駝媽媽：「那是為了我們在沙漠中行走方便。」 駱駝弟弟：「那為什麼我們的皮也這麼厚？」 駱駝媽媽：「這樣才不會在沙漠中曬傷囉！」 駱駝弟弟：「喔…那我們背上這兩駝東西又是做什麼用的呢？」 駱駝媽Head over Heels Head Over Heels Shoe Boutique opened in Baton Rouge, LA in June 2001 with the goal to provide our customers with an unparalleled shoe, accessory, and clothes shopping experience. We offer the best selection of brands and latest styles in a...

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尖尖和厚厚

5月 22, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Head over Heels (Tears for Fears song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia以下是改寫一段網路上流行已久的笑話一對新人舉行婚禮，因為家庭背景顯赫，達官貴人眾多，在婚宴上，主持人為了助興，建議行新酒令，必須說出 "什麼尖尖，什麼厚厚，什麼千千萬，什麼萬萬千，什麼 有沒有？沒有！"，才能端杯動筷。而且主持人要求酒令 必須和自身有聯繫，這就為難了眾者。 總統這一桌的人都"Head over Heels" is a song by the British new wave band Tears for Fears. It was the band's tenth single release in the United Kingdom (the fourth taken from their second LP Songs from the Big Chair) and eighth UK Top 40 hit, peaking at No. 12 in July 198...

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MSN暱稱 YAHOO狀態 惡搞

5月 22, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Head Over Heels帥...有什麼用...還不是被卒吃掉! 平生不識朝河蘭，就稱痴漢也枉然 肝若差人生是黑白,肝若好考卷是空白 何謂早睡早起?就是今天早上睡，隔天早上起床 白目不是病,白起來要人命 薏仁做事薏仁湯,小叮做事小叮噹 我可以為兄弟兩肋插刀，但是我會Welcome to Head Over Heels Play Centre and Play Arena. We’re here to offer your children a funtastic time with so much to do and enjoy that they won’t know where to start! It’s also great to know that play is good for their development too. And we haven’t...

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笑話中蘊涵哲理

5月 22, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Home - Head Over Heels With Melanie兩只青蛙相愛了，結婚後生了一個癩蛤嫫， 公青蛙見狀大怒說：怎麼回事？母青蛙哭著說：他爹，認識你之前我整過容。(愛情需要信任) -------------------------------------------------------- 小驢問老驢：為啥咱們天天吃乾草CONFESSION: I have dreams of: Being someone who can rock a flowing, loose mumu like a Stevie Nicks goddess meets FIT student meets 6 ft tall model who walks like she's in heels even when she's in flats. I sometimes find myself thinking... "Maybe I can pul...

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節日聯想

5月 22, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Head Over Heels (2001) - IMDb老師：「端午節會想到什麼？」 學生：「粽子。」 老師：「中秋節會想到什麼？」 學生：「柚子。」 老師：「那教師節會想到什麼？」 學生：「棍子。」被工作煩得想要自殺的紐約青年約翰，很想自由自在的過日子，便跑 去問矗立在港口邊的自由女神像，想求得自由自在之道。 自由女神冷冷的回答說：「你看我&helliDirected by Mark Waters. With Monica Potter, Freddie Prinze Jr., Shalom Harlow, Ivana Milicevic. Amanda Pierce is from Iowa and works as a restorer of Renaissance paintings for the New York Metropolitan Museum. She has just finished another frustrating re...

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