henry lee lucas

老子是便衣

7月 22, 2013

張易旋

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Henry Lee Lucas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia1、一條警犬看到馬路上過來一條普通狗，就氣勢凶凶地跑去質問它：我是警犬，你是什麼東西？普通狗不屑一顧地看看它說：蠢貨，看清楚點，老子是便衣！2、食人族父子打獵，其子擒一瘦子，其父曰：放，沒肉！其子又擒一胖子，其父曰：放，太膩！其子又擒一美女，其父曰：帶回家，晚上把你媽吃了！3、你我都是單翼的天使，唯Henry Lee Lucas (August 23, 1936 - March 12, 2001) was an American serial killer. Lucas was arrested in Texas and, on the basis of his confessions, hundreds of unsolved murders attributed to him were officially classified as cleared up. Lucas was convicte...

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給老婆的禮物

7月 22, 2013

連冷文

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Henry Lee Lucas - Biography - Murderer - Biography.com三個男人正在酒吧中討論他們買給自己老婆的禮物。第一個男人說：「我買了一個可以在六秒內從0到100的東西」另兩個男人不知道他指的是什麼，所以他揭露答案：「我買給我老婆一台相當不錯的保時捷」第二個男人也說：「我買了個可以在四秒內從0到100的東西。」「那一定是法拉利，對吧？」「答對了！我買給我老婆一台相Henry Lee Lucas was a murderer best known for allegedly killing hundreds of people in the 1960s and '70s, though only three (including his mother) were confirmed. Henry Lee Lucas was a murderer born on August 23, 1936, in Blacksburg, Virginia. Born to alc...

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打瞌睡

7月 22, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Henry Lee Lucas - Criminal Minds Wiki有個學生上課打瞌睡,被老師發現.老師問:[為什麼上課打瞌睡?]學生:[我是在養精蓄銳.]老師:[為什麼猛點頭?]學生:[因為老師說的頭頭是道!]老師:[為什麼還流口水呢?]學生:[因為老師說的津津有味嘛!]老師:「...」Sture Bergwall. There is a serial killer named Bobbie Joe Long, a.k.a. The Classified Ad Rapist, who killed at least ten women and raped at least 50 in Florida. He is currently on death row and is, according to TruTV, a distant cousin of Henry Lee Lucas. ...

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便當袋 XD

7月 22, 2013

蔡爾容

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Henry Lee Lucas Crime Magazine某在XX小學的午餐時間...噹噹噹噹~『訓導處報告、訓導處報告，訓導處有一只遺失的便當袋，便當袋上有一隻黃色松鼠的圖案，請有遺失的同學來訓導處認領』噹噹噹噹~(約過了20秒)噹噹噹噹~『訓導處更正、訓導處更正，是皮卡丘』噹噹噹噹~相信大家對白雪公主的故事都不陌生更不用說裡面那面會說話的魔鏡了這天..Henry Lee Lucas Henry Lee Lucas is frequently touted as the ultimate serial killer, because he ultimately claimed to have killed more than 600 people. This in-depth story, by Bonnie Bobit, editor of the Death Row series of books, not only brings Lucas int...

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姐姐去麥當勞

7月 22, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Henry Lee Lucas - rotten.com: This is rotten dot com有一次我朋友的姐姐去麥當勞應徵工讀生，隔日..收到通知已被入取，她那時候高興不已的大聲狂笑星期日是她第一次上班，一到那邊其他工讀生利用工作的時間順便教她先做一些雜事，過了幾天後，她看大家都會處理一些漢堡薯條可樂等事情她就很高興的跑去問那天當班的經理，說請問可以教我做漢堡嗎？？但那當班經理一付不削的臉23 Aug 1936 Henry Lee Lucas born to prostitute Viola, Blacksburg VA. 1953 Loses an eye after an incident with his brother. 1954 Arrested for burglary, sentenced to six years Virginia State Prison. 14 Sep 1957 Escaped from a prison work crew, recaptured th...

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為人民服務

7月 22, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Henry Lee Lucas: Portrait of a Serial Killer為人民服務 為人民服務的越來越少了，為人民幣服務的越來越多了； 挽著奶奶過馬路的越來越少了，挽著二奶過馬路的越來越多了； 日記裏寫幫過幾次忙的越來越少了，日記裏寫上過幾次床的越來越多了！ 以前是紅米飯南瓜湯，老婆一個，孩子一幫。現如今是白米飯王八湯，孩子一個，Information on Lucas' life and crimes, his accomplice, and his confessions....

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