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愛情是什麼

5月 3, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Hey, It's Free!™ • Daily freebies, free stuff, and free samples!廚師說：愛情是一棵洋蔥頭，你一片一片剝下去，總有一片會讓你流淚的。 氣象學家說：愛情不怕黑暗，公園裡越黑暗的角落戀人們越往那兒鑽；愛情不怕熱，氣溫即便４０℃，戀人們還要往一塊兒貼；愛情不怕冷，冰天雪地裡戀人們照樣戶外約會。  歷史學家說：原始社會的愛情以生育為圖騰，「你為我生」；Daily freebies, samples, and free stuff along with witty and silly jokes. We also find free coupons, magazine subscriptions, and birthday freebies! ... EDIT: Looks like they only have 28,000 samples and they’re going fast! If you’re a garden or plant love...

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最冷的冬天

5月 3, 2013

何憶青

kuso

GUYS READ最冷的冬天故事發生在一個偏遠的印第安保留區，族人們問新上任的族長今年冬天會不會冷。年輕族長並沒有學到祖先預知天氣的方法，便吩咐族人們先多準備一些木材，並在當晚打電話去氣象局：「今年的冬天會冷嗎？」「應該是。」於是族長吩咐族人準備多一些木材；一星期後族長再打去氣象局：「今年的冬天會冷嗎？」「肯定會！」Welcome to Guys Read Welcome to Guys Read, a web-based literacy program for boys founded by author and First National Ambassador of Young People’s Literature Jon Scieszka. Our mission is to help boys become self-motivated, lifelong readers. Research ......

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新婚之夜

5月 3, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Asahel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一個在鄉村長大的大牛，每天就以耕作為生，有一天到了兵役期了，要去入伍從軍去了，他告別了他心愛的女友，與父母去了軍中，一年後聽說軍中結婚可以放一段很長的假期，他就回去向他的女朋友求婚後來女朋友答應了，順理成章的就跟部隊長請了婚假，部隊長批准了之後對大牛說，祝你新婚之夜快樂，之後部隊中的同伴，也對他說Asahel (Hebrew: עשהאל, Greek: ‘Ασαέλ) (also known as Asael, Asaell, and Assael) was the youngest son of Zeruiah, step-daughter of Jesse, daughter of Nahash (which can be inferred from 2 Samuel 17:25). The name means "made by God." Asahel was the ......

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母鸚鵡

5月 3, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Theme Songs Page 1 - 0# - M - Jack's "MIDI Music"話說某位女士一時興起，買了一只母鸚鵡。 沒想到帶回家裡，它說的第一句話就是："想跟我上床嗎？"女士一聽，心想：壞了，外人還以為這話是我教的呢，這不把我的淑女形象全給毀了。于是她想盡辦法，想教那隻鸚鵡說些高雅的東西， 可是那只母鸚鵡算是鐵了心， 只會說一句話："想跟我上床Jack's Theme Songs Page 1 ... One Of The 30 + MIDI Tunes Embedded In This Page, Should Automatically Start To Randomly Play In The Above Player As You Access This Page And After You Play Any Other Tunes On This Page....

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手機被偷時的反應

5月 2, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Enron scandal - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia當手機被偷時的反應黃忠晨練時發現自己用了多年的手機被偷，長歎道：“手機雖老，但尚能通話。”（只能通話，連短信也不能發，看來這手機有年頭了。）關羽在酒吧喝酒，突然發現有人偷了他的手機，立刻飛身追出去，把小偷痛扁了一頓，連小偷的手機一塊兒搶了回來，然後回去繼續喝酒，旁邊的曹操還直In Enron's natural gas business, the accounting had been fairly straightforward: in each time period, the company listed actual costs of supplying the gas and actual revenues received from selling it. However, when Skilling joined the company, he demanded...

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頭銜重不重要？

5月 2, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Hey Gorgeous, The Blog - How I Prepared for My Maternity Leave我們公司有兩位'主管'， 平常不使用名片，有一次為了要申辦信用卡， 就要求我們幫她們製作幾張印有頭銜的名片， 以便交給銀行審核。 第一位是：環境保護檢測工程部執行長 另一位是：高級營養管理設計部主任兼採購執行長 這兩位， 第一位是Combining the Pretty and the Playful ... Three Weeks with Lachlan Rue The days are long and the years are short. I’m not sure who came up with these wise words but I find them escaping my lips at least once a day....

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