hey jude lyrics

簡訊作弊事件

8月 13, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Beatles - Hey Jude Lyrics | MetroLyrics簡訊作弊事件 我的手機是NOKIA的，接收簡訊的時候都會響一下，這點很糟糕，尤其是考試的時候。 期末考試前夕，好多人都胸有成竹的，我當然知道他們都不擔心，因為他們的手機不是松下GD92的、就是摩托羅拉T189的，簡訊可以把它變成振動，不會發出聲響，接受簡訊神不知鬼不覺。 Lyrics to 'Hey Jude' by Beatles: Hey Jude, don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make...

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警民機車對答

8月 13, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Hey Jude Lyrics - Beatles警民機車對答凌晨兩點，貓爸心情不爽，提著購物袋，步行前往便利商店購物。前方紅藍警示燈交錯閃耀，警察兩名。一人向貓爸揮舞手中紅色閃光棒，示意停下。 警察甲：「先生麻煩身分證看一下謝謝」 貓 爸：「我去7-11買東西。」警察甲：「我是說麻煩你把身分證拿出來我們看一下，跟你去7-11有Lyrics to Hey Jude by Beatles: Hey Jude, don't make it bad / Take a sad song and make it better / Remember to let her into your heart ... Hey Jude, don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start...

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被禁的18X漫畫怎麼買

8月 13, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

The Beatles - Hey Jude Lyrics被禁的18X漫畫怎麼買 一位天真無協的小弟弟跑到18禁書區興高采烈地拿起一本哆拉A夢然後非常開心的說：「我最愛看哆拉A夢了！！」(刷~~ 一瞬間撕開了包裝來看)這時候只看到店員急速衝過來：「等等啊~~~~~~~那是限制級！！！！」 (無限回音)到達定點後兩人無言對看...(一陣沉默)小學生The Beatles Hey Jude lyrics: Hey Jude, don't make it bad, Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to let her into your heart, Then you can start to make it better. Jude, don't be afraid, You were made to go out and get her....

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租房之恐怖故事

8月 13, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

The Beatles- Hey Jude (with lyrics) - YouTube我曾由於某種原因，租過一套房子。這套房子的租金低的讓人不敢相信，但是我住進去之後，發現周圍的人總是用一種異樣的眼光看著我，而且還在我背後指指點點。我非常的奇怪，終於有一天我拉住了看門的老頭，非要他告訴我真相。他對我說：在我住進來之前，這裏住了一對情人。他們一直很好，但是有一天不知道因為什麼事情她們大Hope you enjoy this beatle's origional, dont forget to rate, leave a comment, and subscribe!!! visit or channel and enjoy our favorites and lyric videos Hey jude, dont make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to let her into your heart, T...

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老公外遇

8月 13, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

THE BEATLES - HEY JUDE LYRICS甲婦：「如果妳的老公有外遇，妳會怎麼樣？」 乙婦：「我會睜一隻眼，閉一隻眼。」 甲婦：「喔！妳這麼大方！」 乙婦：「不，我是要用槍瞄準他。」小明在報紙上看到有優良品種的警犬出售，於是寄出支票購買。 幾天後，送來的卻是普通的雜種犬， 生氣的小明打電話去The Beatles - Hey Jude Lyrics. Hey Jude, don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better Hey...

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玩死心理醫生

8月 13, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Hey Jude-The Beatles (lyrics) - YouTube有一個心理醫生，在治療一個心理偏差的小孩。這個小孩哭鬧著說：「我要吃蚯蚓！」醫生聽了，便說：「為什麼要吃蚯蚓 ?」小孩說：「因為那個是麵條啊！」為了要找出這個小孩心理偏差的原因，醫生便叫護士到外面的花園，挖了一團蚯蚓回來。醫生說：「蚯蚓來了！你吃啊！」小孩說：「不要！我要油炸的。」醫生心想：「這個小Hey Jude Lyrics ( NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED. All credit goes to the rightful owner. ) Hey Jude, don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember, to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better Hey Jude, don't be afraid You were m...

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