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猶太糟老頭 ... joke

3月 29, 2013

黃如筠

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Big Hide Channel - YouTube猶太糟老頭 ... joke有一天下午,一個猶太小老頭在街上行走,當他看到一個胸部完美的女郎時就對她說:"小姐,給妳一百美元,讓我咬一下妳的咪咪好嗎?" "你瘋了嗎?"她回答,然後繼續往前走. 他轉身繞道比那小姐早一步到達轉角處,又問那女郎: " 給妳一千美金讓我咬一下8:29 Play next Play now Hide Yamagishi Trains Chest & Triceps April 2015 2/2 - Duration: 8 minutes, 29 seconds. 673 views 1 day ago 15:02 Play next Play now Hide Yamagishi Trains Chest & Triceps April 2015 1/2 - Duration: 15 minutes. 770 views 1 day ago 1...

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被人罵時竟然回罵的如此淡定

3月 29, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Jessie - Make New Friends But Hide The Old - Disney Channel Official - YouTube1、A：SB！ B：你在做自我介紹嗎？ 2、A：你看個P啊！ B：我看你呢。 3、同學對話 A：How are you? B：Fine,fuck you. 4、兩個BH同學對話如下： A：你以迅雷不及掩耳盜鈴兒響叮當仁不讓世界充滿愛無止境然跟我說這種話？ B：你塞翁失馬失前啼笑皆非短流長使英雄淚滿襟PREVIEW: It's Emma's first day of High School and she finds herself clashing with a tough-talking fellow student. Watch more Disney Channel videos at http://www.disney.com.au/disney-chann... Follow Disney Channel Australia: Instagram - http://instagram.co...

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世界上最無聊的人

3月 29, 2013

謝語竹

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駱駝母子的對話

3月 29, 2013

謝盼柳

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Dailymotion Lifestyle Channel - How-to, Fashion, & Home Videos某日，駱駝母子在聊天… 駱駝弟弟：「媽媽，為什麼我們的腳上面有厚厚的蹄呢？」 駱駝媽媽：「那是為了我們在沙漠中行走方便。」 駱駝弟弟：「那為什麼我們的皮也這麼厚？」 駱駝媽媽：「這樣才不會在沙漠中曬傷囉！」 駱駝弟弟：「喔…那我們背上這兩駝東西又是做什麼用的呢？」 駱駝媽Your video destination for design, style and DIY. Watch how-to videos from filmmaking to fashion, creative entertaining to thrifty homemaking. Videos from Gary Vaynerchuk, Threadbanger, Howcast and more. ... Follow Follow BuzzFeed 2,908 videos ......

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雕像的心願

3月 29, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Dailymotion News Channel - Current events, politics & pop culture videos有一天 .. 上帝賜與了公園裡的一男一女兩座雕像生命上帝對他們說:「你們只有三個小時的時間，得好好利用！」於是他們倆個人走進了草叢裡 ...傳出:「哇！真刺激..原來當人類做這件事是這麼好玩，繼續繼續........ 」上帝心裡ＯＳ【真羨慕你們這對雕像情侶】～就這樣過了兩個小時又４５分鐘～他們竟然還News, politics, world events, pop culture, entertainment and celebrity gossip. Videos from NBC, Fox, and TVGuide. Citizen journalism and web originals from Barely Political, VBS, Young Hollywood and more. ... Follow Follow Cover Video 1,657 ......

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黃臉婆掃墓記

3月 29, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

American Chopper - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia黃臉婆掃墓記 -------有趣又貼切 ^_^ (網路流傳)聽說婚姻是愛情的墳墓，算算結婚六年了，所以今天來掃墓。愛情，在剛有點意思，那種混沌未明、曖昧難定的時候，是最最吸引我的。二個人互相猜著、想著、試探著，一直到證實了愛情，這個過程總讓我精神亢奮。牽個手就會怦然心動，一吻幾乎要融化銷魂&hellAmerican Chopper is a reality television series that airs on Discovery Channel, produced by Pilgrim Films & Television. The series centers on Paul Teutul, Sr. (frequently called Senior), and his son Paul Teutul, Jr. (also known as Paulie or simply Junior)...

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