hold on we're going home

我要取悅男人

4月 23, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

What it means to "hold space" for people, plus eight tips on how to do it well - Heather Plett辦公室裡有一位外表成熟穩重的"男同事"(稱他為同事R)因擅長繪製可愛風格的卡通圖案經常被其他同事消遣不夠man而他穩重的外表內心又想幽默時常講話欲言又止最近他考慮轉換跑道但時機不確定今天下午同事R似乎想透露什麼於是....同事R：我要取悅男人(什麼?! 我沒聽錯吧,他要幽默也不要因為大家開玩笑而出櫃When my mom was dying, my siblings and I gathered to be with her in her final days. None of us knew anything about supporting someone in her transition out of this life into the next, but we were pretty sure we wanted to keep her at home, so we did. While...

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酒鬼 神父與關節炎

4月 23, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Hold - definition of hold by The Free Dictionary有一個滿身酒氣的醉漢上了一班公共汽車，他坐在一個神父旁邊。那個醉漢的襯衫很髒，他的臉上有女人的亮紅唇印，口袋放著空酒瓶，他拿出他的報紙閱讀，過了一會兒，他問神父說：「神父，得關節炎的原因是什麼？」「這位先生，它是因為浪費生命、和妓女鬼混、酗酒和不自重所引起的。」神父如是說。「噢，原來如此！」醉漢喃喃hold 1 (hōld) v. held (hĕld), hold·ing, holds v.tr. 1. a. To have and keep in one's grasp: held the reins tightly. b. To aim or direct; point: held a hose on the fire. c. To keep from falling or moving; support: a nail too small to hold the mirror; hold t...

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誰比較笨

4月 23, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

theGROOVEshack JUKE BOX!某天 有兩個有錢人在路上相遇了 然後他們兩個聊了一會兒 便開始找到了一個話題:誰的女傭比較笨 第一個有錢人把女傭叫來 跟她說：你回家找看看我在不在家 女傭：是! 那個有錢人對另一個有錢人說：你看他真笨!! 我明明就在這裡怎麼可能在TheGROOVEshack.com Karaoke JUKE Box - Thousands of Songs (Midis) with Lyrics. The GROOVE Shack - Groovy Gifts. Great Prices! Find A Title/Artist!...

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腦的現貨有三種

4月 23, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

100+ Things to Know If You're Going to Italy | Italy In SF醫學愈來愈發達，終於有一天，可以換腦了。某人覺得自己太笨，跑去找醫生要求換腦。「腦的現貨有三種。」醫生端出三罐腦：「你自己挑吧！」「我的錢不多，不知道哪種最便宜？」某人問。「哦！那當然是我們醫生的腦子。」醫生指指其中一罐：「這腦用得太多，舊得快報廢了，所以不但便宜，還對折優待。」「那麼這一罐呢？」某One more thing- flip flops are designated beach wear ONLY. Especially if it’s winter, don’t expect to wear your flip flops around town (as we do everywhere in California) without getting lots of stares. On the fashion note- scarves are big during the wint...

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酒精測量儀

4月 23, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

89.5 The Drive - CHWK FM, Chilliwack警察叫一個男人把車開到路邊，對他說：「先生，麻煩你對著這個酒精測量儀呼口氣。」 那個男人說：「我有嚴重的哮喘病，如果這樣做，便會發作。」 「那麼，請你跟我到檢查站驗驗血好嗎?」 「這不行，我有血友病，一驗血就會因血流不止而死」 「那麼驗尿吧。」 「我有糖尿病，一驗尿，血糖含量就會變得非常低。」 「那Please describe the issue you experienced...

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我老公不在家

4月 23, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

We're All About Comfort | The Company Store我老公不在家~~~~ ~~端午節時，公司發了一箱牛奶和一袋泰國香米女同事力氣小,搬不動叫我幫她送回去到了她家樓下,她對我說：“你在樓下等等我，我上去看看，如果我老公在，我就叫他下來搬;如果他不在，那就麻煩你幫我搬上去吧。”我點了點頭過了一會兒，同事站在她家的陽台上朝下叫：&lThe Company Store delivers the finest quality bed linens and other home goods, right to your door. All about comfort, for over 100 years. ... Flatlander Overall Rating: Posted: January 16, 2016 Reviewer: from Naperville, IL Ultra Warm version of this grea...

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