how are you these day

一時喝醉

4月 16, 2013

王映夏

kuso

The Success Principles(TM) - 10th Anniversary Edition: How to Get from Where You Are to Where You Wa        長得又胖又安全的中年婦人，跑到交通警察面前說：「有個無聊男子一直在後面跟蹤我。」 警察對中年婦人打量了一下，「我想他可能一時喝醉了，等一下就沒事了！」     There are so many self-help books these days it is difficult to figure out which ones are bringing something new to the table versus rehashing old ideas. This book covers both old and new ground, but its' greatest strength is desire to motivate the reader...

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匿名信

4月 16, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Health experts have figured out how much time you should sit each day - The Washington Post          小明暗戀隔離班的一個女孩，有一天，他終於鼓起勇氣，寫了一封匿名信偷偷地放入她的書包， 小強就問小明︰「她的反應怎樣？」  小明︰「她很激動。」  小強︰「哦，那很好嘛，接下來呢？」  小明︰「後來她就You may want to stand up while you read this -- and a lot of other stuff. Experts now say you should start standing up at work for at least two hours a day -- and work your way toward four. That's a long-awaited answer for a growing number of workers who ...

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帳單

4月 16, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Latest Mountain Biking: News, Tips and How-Tos      老羅口齒不清地對侍者說:"我想我是喝多了,請給我一點什麼能醒酒的東西"  侍者說:"好的,我這就去拿帳單"     Welcome to your premier mountain bike resource. Find mountain biking tips, information, news, how-to's and discussions for riders of all levels. ... Osprey Mira 26 Hydration Pack Review When setting off on a multi-month bikepacking trip this past spring, ...

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生活趣事

4月 16, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Video - AskMen    加油站篇 有一次我和一個資管系的朋友去加油 他當時正在寫程式,滿腦子都是電腦 加油站人員:『您好,請問您是95還是98？』 我朋友：『不是,我是用2000』      AskMen's Video channel has a huge and highly entertaining collection of educational, funny, sexy, and viral videos. ... Don't be left in the dark ages, wearing dad jeans and going to the wrong bars. AskMen's newsletter is here to help....

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薄餅

4月 16, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

How SOPA would affect you: FAQ - CNET - Product reviews and prices, software downloads, and tech new          不良醫生對ㄚ龜說：你患了一種很奇特的傳染病，我們院方不得不要將你跟其他的病人隔離。  ㄚ龜：這麼嚴重啊！  不良醫生：放心！我們除了決定將你送入隔離的加護病房外，我們還會定時送薄餅給你吃的！  ㄚ龜：How SOPA would affect you: FAQ CNET takes an in-depth look at the controversial Stop Online Piracy Act, backed by Hollywood and opposed by the largest Web companies ... When Rep. Lamar Smith announced the Stop Online Piracy Act in late October, he ......

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奶瓶餵大

4月 16, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

How ‘You Do You’ Perfectly Captures Our Narcissistic Culture - The New York Times      動物園管理員對遊客說：「不必害怕，這頭獅子非常溫馴，牠是用奶瓶餵大的。」  遊客：「我也是用奶瓶餵大的，但是我現在也喜歡吃肉。」     We don’t all partake of the same slang menu — you say “pop,” I say “soda,” and we’ll all get properly sorted on Judgment Day. Wherever you hail from, you’ll recognize “You do you” and “Do you” as contemporary versions of that life-­affirming chestnut “Jus...

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