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傻瓜提的問題

9月 10, 2013

蔡涵天

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How to Be a Woman: Caitlin Moran: 9780062124296: Amazon.com: Books傻瓜提的問題教授：一個傻瓜提的問題，10個聰明人也回答不了。”大學生：“難怪我考試總也不及格。”  領到工資後A：“你猜我領到工資後會怎麼辦？”  B：“交給老婆？”A：“不，是存到銀“There are lots of things to love about Caitlin Moran’s How to Be a Woman ….A glorious, timely stand against sexism so ingrained we barely even notice it. It is, in the dour language [Moran] militates so brilliantly against, a book that needed to be writt...

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帳篷被偷了

9月 10, 2013

謝盼柳

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Good Girls Don't Get Fat: How Weight Obsession Is Messing Up Our Girls and How We Can Help Them Thri帳篷被偷了A和他的助手一天晚上在山坡上搭起帳篷露營，睡到半夜，A推醒旁邊的助手，指著滿天的繁星問道：“看到這麼多星星你想到了什麼？ ” 助手沉思了半晌，說道：“天空真是無邊無際，每顆星星都相當於一個太陽，而我們居住的地球在太陽系裡只是很小的一顆行星，我們In this straightforward guide, Silverman explores weight obsession in teenage girls, outlining ways that parents can help their daughters succeed in a "thin-is-in" world. Silverman had previously compiled "The Good Girls' Weight Rules" list of negative be...

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動物對話的笑話

9月 10, 2013

張千梅

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Dai Manuel: The Moose is Loose - Dai Manuel's blog about how to live a functionally fit life小兔說：“我媽媽叫我小兔兔，好聽！” 小豬說：“我媽媽叫我小豬豬，也好聽！” 小狗說：“我媽媽叫我小狗狗，也很好聽！ ” 小雞說：“你們聊，我先走了！” 小兔說：&ldquoDai Manuel's blog encompasses his life as a dad, husband, pro blogger, brand architect, motivational speaker, CrossFit Coach, athlete and soon to be author ... Rolling and self-massage are key for your overall wellness, mobility and function. The last thi...

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搞笑的人生片段

9月 10, 2013

范姜慕秋

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Housewife How-To's® » Do home better.5歲時，適逢中秋，手拿一塊月餅去找鄰家小妹，想與她分享。不料小妹對月餅一見鍾情，抓過我拿月餅的手，連手帶月餅一通暴咬。 10歲時，為了替鄰家小妹從大胖手中搶回髮夾，向龐然大物發起自殺性衝鋒，雖然滿身落下傷痕，卻終於搶回四分之一個髮夾，歡天喜地送到小妹家時，卻被小妹的媽媽痛罵了一頓。 15歲時，托同學How to clean, cook, get organized, do laundry and save money without losing your mind. ... This blog exists to help you, and to help support my family. It does contain affiliate links. I'm honest with my opinions in my reviews because that's how I roll....

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經典哲理笑話

9月 10, 2013

葉迎蓮

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Drawing/Sketching - How to Draw – For Beginner to Advanced Artists 水能載舟，亦能煮粥！ 開車無難事，只怕有新人！一個人並不孤單，想一個人時才孤單。生，容易。活，容易。生活不容易。1歲出場亮相，10歲天天向上。20歲遠大理想，30歲發奮圖強。40歲基本定向，50歲處處吃香。60歲打打麻將，70歲處處閒逛。80歲拉拉家常。出生時你哭著，所有都笑著；離去時你笑著，所有Everything you need to learn how to draw. Get drawing tutorials for beginner to advanced artists, tips and techniques. ... Best Free Android Drawing Art Apps Even though free Android apps don't cost you any actual money, nobody wants to waste time and ......

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絕對經典搞笑

9月 10, 2013

王采安

kuso

How Not to Dress Like A Mom 如果有人欺負你，告訴我！我把他的臉打成彩屏的，腦袋打成震動的，耳朵打成和弦的，鼻子打成直板的，門牙打成翻蓋的！我有一個請求：請我吃飯，希望你能滿足我。否則我將把你的手機號寫在牆上，前邊再加上兩個字：辦證。還要請我吃好，要不就寫：徵婚，男女皆可，條件不限。夜空一顆流星劃過，我連忙許了心願，希望你能變This was a sleeper hit for me. Usually an eyeliner is an eyeliner, but this gel-based one is super soft so I've been using it for tightlining (where you line the waterline of your eye). And seriously, once it's on it doesn't budge until you use soap, so i...

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