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熊有幾種？

6月 5, 2013

連元柳

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Amazon.com: HP Webcam HD-3100 - 720P Widescreen Webcam with TrueVision: Electronics有一天....老師問同學問題...老師:「沒有尾巴的熊是什麼熊？」同學:「無尾熊。」老師:「沒有脖子的熊是什麼熊？」同學:「吳伯雄。」老師:「睡眠不足的熊？」同學:「貓熊。」老師:「都是為你的熊是什麼熊？」同學:「嗯~~~~維尼熊。老師:「那住在瘋人院的熊是什麼熊？」同學:「嗯...........Do more with a high-definition webcam. The HP Webcam HD-3100 is great for video chatting, capturing photos and recording videos. Count on TrueVision for improved video quality in low-light conditions and use built-in adaptive lighting to automatically adj...

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女孩的第一次

6月 5, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Amazon.com: HP Webcam HD-3110 - 720P Autofocus Widescreen Webcam with TrueVision: Electronics女孩不安的坐在那兒，她期望第一次做這種事能遇到一個年輕的帥哥，但在屋裏的卻是一個５０多歲的老男人。 她聽到身後輕輕的關門聲，然後那老男人的腳步聲就慢慢向她靠近。 隔壁傳來一個女人斷續的呻吟聲，在這種地方，經過走廊時，隨便哪個房內都會不時傳出男人或女人們發出的這種令人起雞皮疙瘩的呻吟。 老男人走到女孩Stay sharp with a high-definition webcam. Video chat, capture photos and record videos in crisp, clear quality using the HP Webcam HD-3110 with autofocus. Count on TrueVision for improved video performance in low-light conditions and use built-in adaptive...

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爸爸上輩子的情人

6月 5, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

HP Webcam User’s Guide - HP® Official Site | Laptop Computers, Desktops, Printers, Serv在飛機上，我跟一對父女坐同一排。小女孩她爸，看得出約三十歲左右。小女孩，長得挺聰明可愛的，大概是小學一二年級。空姐發食物了，小女孩兒一拿到，非常高興的打開吃，想必是餓壞了。父親：「你謝謝阿姨沒？」小女孩， 很可愛的說：「謝謝阿姨」父親：「跟阿姨說，阿姨你真漂亮。」小女孩這時語氣變了：「阿姨，我爸說你4 HP Webcam User’s Guide Starting a Video Chat You can add live video to the most popular instant messaging (IM) applications (ISP connection required): AOL® Instant Messenger (AIM®) Windows Live Messenger Yahoo! ® Messenger Skype® 1 Press the HP Instant ...

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外國口音的困擾

6月 5, 2013

何憶青

kuso

HP *built in* webcam doesn't work, Hp Pavilion dv2000 (noteb... - HP Support Forum - 12429有一天我騎著機車在等紅綠燈突然後面傳來一個外國口音:嘿!小龜頭!你性交了嗎?我聽了嚇一跳!對他說:你幹嘛?大庭廣眾之下居然說這種話...於是他就轉向另一個人說的還是:嘿!小龜頭!你性交了嗎?後來綠燈亮了我就騎走...之後聽我朋友說他是一個傳教士而他說的是:嘿!小鬼頭!你信教了嗎?Didntwork for me infact i have now come to the conclution that the webcam on my dv6527ea is knackered! It worked for something like a week when i first bought this laptop but because i hardly ever used it it didnt seem viable to send the lappy off to HP f...

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「毋忘在莒」之於男性

6月 7, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

HP EliteDisplay E221c 21.5-inch Webcam LED Backlit Monitor (ENERGY STAR) - LCD 20- to 29-inch - HP: 社會課，老師正在檢討段考考題。老師：「先總統蔣中正先生以「毋忘在莒」四字，題石於金門太武山上，試問「毋忘在莒」釋為何？」 「小明，全班只有你這題答不出來，那現在總該知道答案了吧？」小明：「老師，這個問題令我苦思許久。」老師：「喔？怎麼會？班上同學都知道答案呢。」小明：「可我覺得這是一個不文雅的詞，我Connect and collaborate. Locally and globally. Bring the meeting to you. The HP EliteDisplay E221c 21.5-inch Webcam LED Backlit Monitor combines the wide viewing angles of IPS technology with integrated communications technology so it’s easy, affordable ....

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家庭防盜演習

6月 7, 2013

謝半松

kuso

HP TrueVision web cam software - HP Support Forum - 625893某一天，公司派老公出差。 剛住進賓館，我就接到了老婆的電話：「老公，大事不好。今天咱們小區混進了幾個賊，咱家也被光顧了。」 我跳了起來，問：「丟東西了嗎？有沒有報警？」 「家裡被翻得亂七八糟，衣櫥裡的100,000塊錢沒了。還丟了什麼東西，我正在清理，警察下午來看過了。My HP TrueVision software somehow got deleted (the software where you can take pics on your laptop with effects that comes standard on all laptops) ... - 625893 ... Yesterday, I spent another couple of hours - I had this problem before - with a half dozen...

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