hunger games mockingjay movie

嚇人的請假理由

7月 25, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一天某學生要請喪假，就拿著假單到教授那兒簽名。學生：教授！我要請假！教授：嗯...假單我看看！喔...好，可是你的請假事由寫【出殯】不太好吧？學生：會嗎？我阿公出殯啊...不然要寫什麼？教授：嗯...總覺得怪！先批準你的假，但請假事由拿回去改一下好了！學生：謝謝教授過了數日後，教授被叫到教務處去了The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 is a 2014 American science fiction war adventure film directed by Francis Lawrence with a screenplay by Peter Craig and Danny Strong. It is the first of two films based on the novel Mockingjay, the final book in The H...

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牛皮牛皮

7月 25, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

The Hunger Games | Facebook牛皮一天，老張到市場買牛皮， 老張：這個牛皮防水嗎？老闆：廢話！你見過牛在下雨天撐傘嗎？The Hunger Games. 21,797,576 likes · 325,371 talking about this. THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY PART 1 - NOW AVAILABLE on Blu-Ray, DVD, and Digital HD.... ... People 21,797,576 likes About 47k 1.7k Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson ......

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果然是最強的收銀員

7月 22, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Hunger Games Mockingjay Movie - 影片搜尋大家應該都看過很多大賣場都有設"X件物品以下"的結帳台是為了給只買幾樣東西的顧客比較快速的結帳時間那天在某家大賣場因為只買了兩三件東西所以我就往那家店設的"5件物品以下"的結帳台走去就在準備排進去的時候一個男的推著一台購物車搶先我一步我看看那台購物車媽的...裡面堆了三分之一車的東西你是看不懂收銀機...

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笑話一籮筐-----把小鳥交出來~~

7月 22, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014) 2014 | Fandango笑話一籮筐-----把小鳥交出來~~今晚 小阿姨全家來到我家作客...媽媽特地煮了好多家常菜...媽媽的姐妹中就屬她倆最親近了，小阿姨有一個小男孩，今年剛就讀小一... 滿口的童言童語，真的是非常可愛... 可是今晚他的心情好像不是很美麗，在餐桌上苦著一張臉.. " 佑Tell us where you are Looking for movie tickets? Enter your location to see which movie theaters are playing The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 near you. ... Which movie's right for you this weekend? The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1? Fandango Chie...

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熊有幾種？

7月 22, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014) - IMDb有一天....老師問同學問題...老師:「沒有尾巴的熊是什麼熊？」同學:「無尾熊。」老師:「沒有脖子的熊是什麼熊？」同學:「吳伯雄。」老師:「睡眠不足的熊？」同學:「貓熊。」老師:「都是為你的熊是什麼熊？」同學:「嗯~~~~維尼熊。老師:「那住在瘋人院的熊是什麼熊？」同學:「嗯...........Directed by Francis Lawrence. With Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson. Katniss Everdeen is in District 13 after she shatters the games forever. Under the leadership of President Coin and the advice of her trusted friends, ...

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爸爸上輩子的情人

7月 22, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Trailer – “The Mockingjay Lives” - YouTube在飛機上，我跟一對父女坐同一排。小女孩她爸，看得出約三十歲左右。小女孩，長得挺聰明可愛的，大概是小學一二年級。空姐發食物了，小女孩兒一拿到，非常高興的打開吃，想必是餓壞了。父親：「你謝謝阿姨沒？」小女孩， 很可愛的說：「謝謝阿姨」父親：「跟阿姨說，阿姨你真漂亮。」小女孩這時語氣變了：「阿姨，我爸說你“The Mockingjay Lives” New Official Trailer. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, In Theaters 11/21. Tickets on sale 10/29! #TheMockingjayLives http://www.ThehungerGamesExplorer.com http://www.TheHungerGamesExclusive.com http://www.facebook.com/TheHungerG...

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