i can do it歌詞

十二條內褲

4月 24, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Amazon.com: How to Win at the Sport of Business: If I Can Do It, You Can Do It eBook: Mark Cuban: Ki十二條內褲------輕鬆一下Air China 飛北京的路途上，空姐給飛機上的老外上餐…老外問：What is this? 空姐答：Cake China ( 饅頭) 老外問：What is this? 空姐答：Pizza China ( 餡餅)How to Win at the Sport of Business: If I Can Do It, You Can Do It - Kindle edition by Mark Cuban. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading How to Wi...

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丟死人了，再也不用賓館的套套了

4月 24, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Things I Can't Say — spilling it all on my blog...這個暑假，輔導員組織了我們留校的同學一起出去玩，9男12女 我們去了風景秀麗的地方 晚上住在山上的賓館，因為男生是單數，所以我要求一個人房間 住山上的賓館的確很爽，陽台外面就是大自然，美中不足的是，這裡沒有家禽服務 可是房間的床頭櫃有兩盒套套，很精致，三件裝的 實在是閒的慌，半夜坐陽台吹套套玩，吹破I looked over my to-do list and realized there was nothing that I absolutely had to do in the next few hours. My to-do lists often have little to do with actual deadlines. I self-impose deadlines that keep me days, weeks, or sometimes even months ahead. S...

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台灣國語腔

4月 24, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Kelly Family - I Can't Help Myself - YouTube現代有很多人說話都有台灣國語腔> 因此現在作一個實驗就可以知道自己有沒有台灣國語ㄛ> 首先請你唸出[花生]這兩個字> 再來請練出台灣省的[省]> 最後請你唸出[魔術]> 現在要再確認一次> 所以請你把剛才叫你唸的字接起來唸> 唸完以後請注意記住妳剛唸的東西ㄛ> 不然會不準>>>>>>>>>> 完蛋了videoclip from Over The Hump ... This feature is not available right now. Please try again later....

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電腦隨堂考

4月 24, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Colonoscopy and Colyte can be fun if you do it right. | Probaway Helps這天，電腦隨堂考，小葉拿著小抄寫得正起勁時，不幸被後面的教授給看見了…教授：「這是甚麼啊？」小葉：「虛、虛擬記憶體。」教授索性放過他。不一會ㄦ，小葉又偷瞄小抄，結果又被盯到…教授：「再犯啊？」小葉：「沒、沒啦，我正在進行cache的動作… 」教授：「不要有第Great site-My experience with Colyte is to have it refrigerated, and measure out an 8oz glass. insert a straw, and quickly (and nearly tastelessly) drink it down. I also grab a lollipop or a strongly flavoured candy like ouzo (greek anise/licorice candies...

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曹操坐飛機

4月 24, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

I do not fear death - Salon.com曹操坐飛機 話說有一次諸葛亮，劉備，孫權，曹操四人同乘飛機， 突然遇到緊急情況，需要跳傘逃生。 這時候才發現機上只剩下三個降落傘。 大家一陣緊張，這時只見諸葛搖搖羽毛扇清清嗓子， 說「這樣吧，山人出幾道題，能答上來的， 就跳傘，答不上來的只Roger Ebert was always a great friend of Salon's. We're deeply saddened by reports of his death, and are re-printing this essay, from his book "Life Itself: A Memoir," which we think fans will take particular comfort in reading now. I know it is coming, a...

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捐血趣聞

4月 24, 2013

謝半松

kuso

新歌詞, 中文歌詞網有一天，身材一胖一瘦的阿強和小皮一起去逛街。 經過公園旁，他們看到「捐血一袋，救人一命」的捐血車， 熱心的義工正在鼓勵路人捐血，兩人於是決定也要去捐血。 上了捐血車後，兩人填好表格驗好血，就在一旁等著，護士抬起頭來看了兩人一眼， 就對小皮說：「你，兩百伍！」又對著阿強說：「那你就五百好了」，話說完後I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) Luka Killing Me Softly With His Song 如燕 夢一場 Ain't No Sunshine Here, There And Everywhere Have I Told You Lately Bittersweet I Feel The Earth Move Don't You Worry About A Thing 我願意 Lost In Emotion + Stand By Me You ......

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