i can t believe a girl did this because of justin

我的排骨~

10月 29, 2013

王采安

kuso

Cameron Russell: Looks aren't everything. Believe me, I'm a model. | Talk Video | TED.com某天中午，我在公司附近的自助餐用餐 我生性節檢，只夾ㄌ2、3樣菜，共40元 心想還滿便宜的，就找了個位子開始享用...... 才吃沒幾口，旁邊就來了1個胖子 他就坐我旁邊吃了起來...... 我看到他餐盤裡的菜，哇.......好豐富喔！ Cameron Russell admits she won “a genetic lottery”: she's tall, pretty and an underwear model. But don't judge her by her looks. In this fearless talk, she takes a wry look at the industry that had her looking highly seductive at barely 16 years old....

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非常有哲理60句話，太搞笑了

10月 29, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

How I Did, and Didn't, Deal with My Ex-Wife's Affair | Kyle Bradford1、俗話說：好馬不吃回頭草；可俗話又說：浪子回頭金不換！2、俗話說：兔子不吃窩邊草；可俗話又說：近水樓台先得月!3、俗話說：宰相肚裡能撐船；可俗話又說：有仇不報非君子!4、俗話說：男子漢大丈夫，寧死不屈；可俗話又說：男子漢大丈夫，能屈能伸!5、俗話說：打狗還得看主人；可俗話又說：殺雞給猴看!6、俗話The discovery of my ex-wife's affair wouldn't have made for juicy television. I never walked in to find the lovers in our bed, she never came clean through an intense marriage counseling session and I didn't stumble upon some tawdry Facebook exchange, sin...

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那我先睡了哈

10月 29, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

But Why Can’t I Wear a Hipster Headdress? | Native Appropriations在電影院看電影，黑屏了就聽到一個哥兒大聲喊：動一下鼠標啊！你穿的很危險，但是你長的很安全！狐狸未成精，純屬騷得輕。小保姆嗓門特別大，主人叮囑，今晚來的都是有身份的人，說話務必小聲一點。吃完飯，主人客人玩牌，小保姆收拾完想早點休息，於是湊近男主人耳邊輕聲道：“那我先睡了哈。”八I think that this cartoon is a proper answer, but I’ll add that having a drunken girl wearing a headdress and a bikini dancing at an outdoor concert does not honor me. I remember reading somewhere that it was also “honoring the fine craftsmanship of Nativ...

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據說此笑話深受女士的喜愛

10月 29, 2013

謝半松

kuso

I Can't Get that Penis Out of My Mind | Jenny Allen一個男人厭倦了他每天出門工作而他的老婆卻整天呆在家裡。他希望老婆能明白他每天是如何在外打拼的。於是他禱告祈求：全能的主啊，我每天在外工作整整八小時，而我的老婆卻僅僅是呆在屋裡，我要讓她知道我，我是怎麼過的，求你讓我和她的軀體調換一天吧！阿門。無限智慧的主滿足了他的願望。第二天一早，他醒來，當然，是作The children are sending out pictures of their penises over the computer. Did you know this? Enterprising youth! Only one penis that I know of has come into our house this way, but there may be more. Oh Lordy Lordy Lordy. I'll be blunt: the penis I saw wa...

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笑一笑，十年少

10月 29, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

I Don't Smell a Thing - Washington Post: Breaking News, World, US, DC News & Analysis1、上夜班回來，在一樓停車，聽見屋裡有一小屁孩哭鬧不停，他媽媽就騙他說外面有鬼。本著助人為樂的精神，我恐怖的嚎了一嗓子，結果……裡面倆人都哭了2、唐僧：“悟空你聽我說，最近悟淨的行為很奇怪。為師多說了他兩句，他就一言不發走開，然後躺進小白龍的食槽裡。&rdquI don't know why I didn't see the smoke, but there was good reason I didn't smell it. Like an estimated 14 million Americans, I suffer from smell loss. Like a smaller number of them, I can't taste, either. I can occasionally appreciate a flower's aroma or...

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ps大神～連基努李維坐在公園吃三明治都能被抓到噢～

10月 30, 2013

張千梅

kuso

I Am Malala: The Girl Who Stood Up for Education and Was Shot by the Taliban: Malala Yousafzai, Chri本來是在美國的論壇上討論基努李維(keanu reeves)的個人事蹟，某人貼出基努李維一個人在公園落寞的吃著三明治的圖之後，美國網友們就開始發揮創意開始亂合成了.... 我是基努李維 悲傷的基努李維 阿甘正傳都出來了 注意他手上拿什麼     可憐的基努李維～～你可以來我的懷抱A Look Inside I Am Malala Girls attending Malala’s school in Pakistan. The Headmistress of Malala’s school. The seat that Malala sat in. A beautiful view of the Swat valley, where Malala is from. Review "The touching story will not only inform you of chan...

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