i had a great time in french

情侶笑話

8月 12, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Steve Coogan: I'm a huge fan of Top Gear. But this time I've had enough | Television & radio | The O情侶笑話 在某天晴朗無雲的早晨，難得搭一次公車，在車上有一對年輕的情侶，很奇怪喔，情侶這麼早起？正旁若無人的在車上卿卿我我羨煞了旁人。在車後門的欄杆旁，男主角將手放在女主角後腦勺溫柔地輕拂她飄逸的秀髮，不時的在她耳畔私語，女主角臉上洋溢著幸福的笑容.....可是，好景不常，公車前方驀然竄出As a huge fan of Top Gear I normally regard the presenters' brand of irreverence as a part of the rough and tumble that goes with having a sense of humour. I've been on the show three times and had a go at their celebrity-lap challenge, and I would love t...

全文閱讀

---

包二奶

8月 12, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Jennifer Garam: Why I Had an Affair With a Married Man某老闆2005年為了包二奶，在深圳買了一間房子讓二奶居住，每個月再給二奶5,000塊錢零用，買房子花了50萬左右；今年跟二奶分了手，就將房子賣掉，得錢320萬，換算下來，白玩女人5年，最後還賺了240萬塊錢！計算一下(5*12*5000=30萬320-50-30=240萬)，該老闆不禁得意逢人便炫耀"Want to be in a book club? Just us?" Tilting my head, I squinted at David's* email. We were both in the literary industry and connected on social media, but I'd never met him in person. And based on what I could tell from his online persona, he was marri...

全文閱讀

---

惡整老闆

8月 12, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Reasons I Love My Mother週末下午，同公司的女職員們正在咖啡廳裡閒聊，突然話題轉到那位刻薄小氣的老闆上。妳一言、我一語的數落了老闆一陣，最後決議要對老闆來點報復，並約定下週末同時間、同地點 各自報告成果。一周後，四位女職員圍在桌邊，報告惡作劇事項。A小姐說：「星期二跟星期四，老闆的汽車輪胎被洩氣是我幹的！」大家一陣歡呼！B小Hi there. My name is Chris Kelly, and I am a writer, comedian and actor that lives in New York City. But more importantly, I am the son of a pretty great mom. She was diagnosed ......

全文閱讀

---

從丟火焰變成了丟不完的炸彈？玩家自製暴力版《超級瑪莉》！

8月 9, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

anotherfoodieblogger | Just anotherfoodiebloggerGNC綜合新聞｜基地記者：orcsbase(灰色騎士) 吃香菇踩怪物偶爾偷吃花丟丟火球，這就是過去《超級瑪莉》的大概景象吧？一切就是相當的和樂，不見血（但會摔壞手把）不會聽到怪物慘叫（但會聽到玩家怒吼），但各位會不會想玩玩看較為...現代版本的《超級瑪莉》呢？ 火焰花變成了炸彈花，火球變成了炸彈之後Oh my goodness, it’s been a week since my last post but this time you get a FOUR-FER! Yep, four recipes in this post. And, I think I may have found my new favorite sandwich! We had lunch two weekends ago at our annual downtown Summer Fest, where you get ....

全文閱讀

---

無上限瘋狂惡搞！玩家自製真人版《火影忍者》偽電影

8月 9, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

In an Iranian Image, a Missile Too Many - NYTimes.comGNC綜合新聞｜基地記者：orcsbase(灰色騎士)  《火影忍者》一直以來都是充滿著熱血、刺激和搞笑的成分在裡面，不管是西方還是東方都有不少的死忠火影迷存在，不管是漫畫還是動畫的表現都相當精彩，但若做成真人電影的畫表現會如何呢？（感謝 WTF 團隊所製作和翻譯的中文字幕） 沙很大～～是Latest update at 3 p.m. Eastern Agence France-Presse has retracted the image as “apparently digitally altered.” More developments at the bottom of the post. As news spread across the world of Iran’s provocative missile tests, so did an image of four missi...

全文閱讀

---

後來我再也不去了

8月 9, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

I Wasn't Beautiful Enough To Live In South Korea[恍神] 後來我再也不去了大學時在飲料店打工，為了賺生活費，有時一天連站12小時都算小case那天下班後就到對面的ok買鮮乳～收銀妹：這樣一共55元我：(掏出105元給她，等著找我50)收銀妹：(拿著50元及發票 放到我手上)我：(雙手接住 半鞠躬)收您50元，謝謝光臨！！～(>▽▽▽Moving to Daegu, South Korea (hereafter Korea), to teach English was one of the best decisions I have ever made. I traveled throughout Asia, taught the most adorable children you’ll ever meet, and made friends from around the globe. The Koreans I met were...

全文閱讀

---

---