i hate you 2pm

黑人的幽默

5月 14, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

[M/V] 2PM 'I HATE YOU' from 2:00PM Time for change - YouTube黑人的幽默南非黑白種族隔離政策，曾讓非洲原住民黑人遭到許多不平等的待遇，這篇英文短詩，作者以天生膚色的差異，來表達心中的不滿與無奈。Dear white,something you got to know.親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。When I was born,I was black.當我[M/V] 2PM 'I HATE YOU' from 2:00PM Time for change * Find more information about 2PM: 2PM Official Website: http://2pm.jype.com/ 2PM Official Fan Cafe: http://cafe.daum.net/2PM JYPnation Official Twitter: http://twitter.com/jypnation JYPnation Official Fa...

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最青春最咆哮的情侶吵架版本

5月 14, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

[Undisclosed clip] 2PM Practicing the 'I Hate You' Performance - YouTube晚上經過男生宿舍樓下的時候，突然聽到二樓陽台上有男人在用重低音咆哮。 于是我和兩個同學組成的三人八卦團立刻減慢步伐屏息傾聽。 “你說，你怎麼那麼不懂事啊？我下午在開會！要是真的有時間的話肯定會陪你啊，你鬧什麼？你怎麼那麼不懂事？你說啊？” 我們漸漸走遠直到聽不見男低音時，才長2PM's ordinary practicing record. Members are practicing the performance for their second song 'I Hate You'. For more information about 2PM: 2PM Official website: http://2pm.jype.com/ 2PM Official fan community: http://cafe.daum.net/2PM JYPE Official twit...

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小姐，你像雞.....

5月 14, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Things I Hate - A Comedy Site小姐，你像雞.....一女從計程車下車，司機突然從車里探出頭：小姐，你像雞！女臉一紅，罵到：你他X的像隻鴨。 司機聽了不爽,然後就快速開走了。然後女孩突然想起追著車喊： 運將，我相機，我相機！Things I Hate - A Comedy Site Man oh man. There are a lot of dumb things I notice every day. Here are a few of them. Feel free to add your own. ... People who get really offended when you compare someone to a famous person. "Did you just compare him to .....

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以身示範

5月 14, 2013

小安

kuso

5 ways to make a chef hate you – Eatocracy - CNN.com Blogs小羅很瘦，身高183釐米，體重只有51，同事都叫他做“排骨酥”，平常又糟蹋得出名，三十好幾了，根本就找不到老婆。 因此，當心情憂鬱時，就去一家沙龍喝酒，沙龍老闆娘是一個離過婚的女人，頗有幾分姿色，小羅心中對她早就存有幻想，但是她對小羅，連看都不看一眼。 一天，小羅又來喝酒，老Josh Ozersky has written on his carnivorous exploits for Time, Esquire and now Food & Wine; he has authored several books, including The Hamburger: A History; and he is the founder of the Meatopia food festival. Follow him on Twitter @OzerskyTV. Chefs are...

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那年…我們的櫻木花道

5月 14, 2013

王采安

kuso

10 Things That Will Make The Babysitter Hate You這件事情是發生在很久很久的以前我還是可愛的國小生＝ˇ＝當我坐在教室裡看著我可愛的同學玩耍時我想起我們午餐前的體育課，體育課結束之後總有很多人買泡麵泡不知道是羨慕他們錢多，還是不爽他們不陪我吃難吃的午餐於是我跟另外一個經濟不好的同學，少屁了，簡單的說就是窮鬼但是我只是隨口說說「乾脆把冷水和熱水的按鈕交10 things that will make the babysitter hate you – canceling at the last minute, quibbling over rates and other things that annoy babysitters. ... I used to do some babysitting in college to help pay bills and these are all so painfully true! The worst on...

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智 商 測 試 器

5月 15, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

2PM - Nautiljon.com, Asian music, Animation, AMV, Conventions, Forum某廠生產了一種智商測試器， 獻給某知名廠商秘書要試一試，把腦袋往裡面一伸，機器說「智商85 」，秘書很高興，機器說「智商90」，副總也很高興，總經理見大家這麼高興致，也去試一試。腦袋往裡面一伸，機器說「儀器珍貴，請大家小心使用，---------請不要往裡面放石頭」。上次事件發生後，廠家急忙升級，很Personnalité : 2PM, J-Pop, K-Pop, Dance, K-R&B. Découvrez sa biographie, sa carrière en détail et toute son actualité. 2PM (투피엠) est un boysband sud-coréen composé de 6 ......

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