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商統（商業統計）期中考

4月 22, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Felix Salmon - Analysis & Opinion | Reuters某次商統（商業統計）期中考，大家都謹慎的提醒彼此不要忘了帶計算機。因為老師考前特別說明這次的題目會開根號到小數點後好幾位。只有大頭自信滿滿的拿出新手機向大家炫耀：「哈！我只要帶手機就行了！因為我的手機有計算功能」 考試開始了～大家都猛按計算機在做答， 唯獨遲遲不見大頭拿出他的手機No Exit, the new book from Gideon Lewis-Kraus, should be required reading for anybody who thinks it might be a good idea to found a startup in Silicon Valley. It shows just how miserable the startup founder’s life is, and raises the question of why anybod...

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卡拉OK

4月 22, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

International Institute for Democracy and Electoral Assistance - Official Site我有一哥兒們喝醉了，硬拉我們去卡拉OK，還說誰不去就跟誰吵，我們沒辦法把他扶上車，往他家直奔了去，騙他說是去卡拉OK，到了他家，他老婆開的門.......... 他一把抱住他老婆還笑嘻嘻的對我們說：這小姐挺漂亮的，有點像我老婆！他老婆臉色頓時就變了，只是看我們在沒有發作，就回睡房了那老兄招呼我們到客Its programmes aim to provide knowledge to democracy builders, provide policy development and analysis and support democratic reform. ... Secretary-General strengthens relations with Chile International IDEA´s Secretary-General, Mr Yves Leterme, went on a...

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墜機事件

4月 22, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Meet the Medic - YouTube一架豪華飛機在一場暴風雨中墜機了！裡面乘客全部罹難， 只存活了一隻馬戲團表演的猴子。警方只得抓猴子來問話。 警方：「要墜落地面的時候，乘客們在做什麼？」 猴子：「ㄨ！ㄨ！ㄍㄚ！ㄍㄚ！（表示在大叫）」 警方：「那空姐做什麼呢？」 猴子擺出在工作的樣子。 警方：「那...那機長呢？」 猴子很興奮的拍手。Not every mad doctor lives in a castle surrounded by villagers with pitchforks. Sometimes they live in the trenches, where there's plenty of spare parts flying around and a pressing need to get inventive with them....

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紅酒和白酒

4月 22, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Most People in the World Have No Idea How to Manage Their Money - The Atlantic一男娶二女過去有一對夫妻結婚30年，有一天，老公溫柔地對老婆說：「老婆啊！妳嫁給我已30年了，這幾十年來，妳一直為家庭奉獻，相當辛苦，我準備下週幫妳升官做為犒賞！」老婆開心的說：「你要升我什麼官？」老公說：「我下週要娶小老婆，所以，下週起妳就升為大老婆。」到了娶小老婆那天，大老婆就詢問老公：「你娶了Do you understand money? Let’s see how well you do with the following questions. 1. Suppose you had $100 in a savings account and the interest rate was 2 percent per year. After five years, how much do you think you would have in the account if you left t...

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微積分課

4月 22, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Audi Addict • New RS6 C5 owner with no idea - please help!!上微積分課的時候，教授提到了久未用到積分，我看著滿滿的黑板趕緊抄筆記喔！頭也不抬的一直抄…突然教授問道 ：「先積甚麼！？」頭一抬，眼一喵…嗯…不會…抄筆記要緊……繼續抄我的筆記……也沒人回Hi and welcome. As regards suspension, KWV3's would solve that. They seem to be popular with RS6 owners. I have the V1's and can't really fault them. The aerialyou speak of can be picked up on Ebay and will operate the Sat nav fine, i have one behind the ...

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五十歲生日

4月 22, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

20 DIY Home Remedies You Had No Idea Existed有位仁兄歡度五十歲生日.他洗澡時, 看著自己身體, 覺得很滿意.便對著自己的左右手說:[手啊手,五十歲生日快樂!]而後對自己的左右腳說:[腳啊腳, 五十歲生日快樂!]最後, 看著自己的那根玩意, 嘆氣:[你如果還活著的話, 應該有五十歲了吧?]這是前天發生在我朋友身上的真實故事:他一出門.就踩到了狗20 DIY Home Remedies You Had No Idea Existed These alleged fixes for bodily ailments mostly involve things you already have lying around, or can buy from the drugstore for a few dollars. DISCLAIMER: we have no idea if these actually work or not — this is ...

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