i love you always forever

插隊

9月 25, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

I Will Always Love You - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一位婦人匆匆走進肉店，毫不客氣地喊道：『喂！老闆，給我一百元給狗吃的牛肉。』然後，她轉身向另一名等待的婦人說：『妳不會介意我插個隊吧？』那婦人冷冷地回答：『當然不會，既然妳那麼餓了，讓妳先買無妨。 』◎期中考出了一題翻譯，題目是子在川上曰：逝者如斯夫，不捨晝夜......。老師改完稿考卷，"I Will Always Love You" is a song by American singer-songwriter Dolly Parton. The country track was released on June 6, 1974 as the second single from Parton's thirteenth solo studio album, Jolene (1974). The singer wrote the song, which was recorded on ...

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小孩子懂什麼，滾一邊去

9月 25, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Love You Forever: Robert Munsch, Sheila McGraw: 0000920668373: Amazon.com: Books小孩子懂什麼，滾一邊去有一個小弟弟 跟她的姐姐媽媽還有阿嬤一起搭飛機出國但是不巧的飛機失事降落在一個戰亂的國家該國家情勢十分動盪不安，處於無政府狀態幸運的是他們四人都活下來了並一起躲在一個山洞中這時有一個游擊隊的組員闖進山洞看到姊姊年輕貌美就準備把她擄走弟弟衝上前拉住他的褲管懇求說「不要帶走我姊姊，The mother sings to her sleeping baby: "I'll love you forever / I'll love you for always / As long as I'm living / My baby you'll be." She still sings the same song when her baby has turned into a fractious 2-year-old, a slovenly 9-year-old, and then a ra...

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嚇人的請假理由

9月 25, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

I'll Always Love You: Hans Wilhelm: 9780517572658: Amazon.com: Books有一天某學生要請喪假，就拿著假單到教授那兒簽名。學生：教授！我要請假！教授：嗯...假單我看看！喔...好，可是你的請假事由寫【出殯】不太好吧？學生：會嗎？我阿公出殯啊...不然要寫什麼？教授：嗯...總覺得怪！先批準你的假，但請假事由拿回去改一下好了！學生：謝謝教授過了數日後，教授被叫到教務處去了PreSchool-Grade 2 In this gentle, moving story, Elfie, a dachshund, and her special boy progress happily through life together. When she is young, Elfie is full of pep and pranks; but as her master grows taller and taller, Elfie grows fatter and slower. O...

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我喜歡你的想法

9月 25, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

I Love Lucy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia老師 : 樹上有十隻小鳥，用獵槍打掉一隻鳥，還剩幾隻?學生: 一隻也不剩，都被嚇跑了。老師: 錯!!還剩九隻，但，我喜歡你的想法!學生不服輸也反問了老師一個問題學生: 老師，我也有問題想請教你。老師: 哈！？學生: 有三位妙齡女郎在路上吃冰淇淋，第一個用咬的，第二個用舔的，第三個用吸的，請問哪一個已I Love Lucy is an American television sitcom starring Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz, Vivian Vance, and William Frawley. The black-and-white series originally ran from October 15, 1951, to May 6, 1957, on CBS. After the series ended in 1957, however, a modified...

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哪種病人動手術最省事

9月 25, 2013

張千梅

kuso

How to stop thinking you'll be alone forever - Love & Relationship Coaching with Petra Kreatschman四個外科醫生聊天談到為哪類病人動手術最省事。 第一個醫生說：「我認為是會計師，你切開他的身體之後，會見到所有內臟都有編號，絕不會混淆。」第二個醫生說：「圖書館管理員也不錯，內臟都按分類排列。」第三個醫生說：「我喜歡為工程師，他們理解為什麼我們替病人動手術後總愛在病人體內留下刀或鉗。」最後一When we don't have a partner we often fear we'll stay single forever. Find out how to stop feeling that way and increase your chances to find love. ... What can I say – I know you don’t want to hear empty phrases, but I honestly believe we can all find lo...

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你媽媽的名字

9月 25, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Большой MIDI архив на Voodoo Child這是發生在一個兒童美語班的故事....某天班主任正在翻閱最近才報名的新生資料時，發現一位小朋友的家長姓名欄沒有填，於是他把這個小朋友找來，很和氣的問他說：小朋友，你沒有填媽媽的名字喔～～你媽媽叫做什麼名字ㄚ？這個小朋友用很可愛的鼻音說：one-two-three！班主任覺得有點啼笑皆非，於是又耐心的MIDI архив. Огромное колличество DRUM партий, известных мелодий и караоке файлов. ... Ace_of_Base_-_Beautiful_Life Ace_of_Base_-_Dont_turn_around Ace_of_Base_-_Life_is_a_flower Acqua_-_Barbie_girl Acqua_-_Turn_back_time Aerosmith_-_Angel...

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