i only want to be with you

約會遲到

4月 16, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Dear Trump Fan, So You Want Someone To ‘Tell It Like It Is’? OK, Here You Go. | TheBlaze.com一個男士跟女友約會遲到了。女友疾言厲色道：「像你這種不守時的男人，只有狗才會愛你～」男士說：「我去銀行辦理事情，剛剛繼承了兩千萬的遺產。」女友馬上學狗叫：「汪汪！汪汪！」 You say you want someone who’s politically incorrect. You’re so desperate for political incorrectness — a supremely ridiculous reason to vote a guy into the Oval Office, but never mind — that your esteem for him only grows when he belittles the disabled, ...

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跪下求婚

4月 16, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

IndieGameStand - Today's Pay What You Want Indie Game Deal: Crimzon Clover WORLD IGNITION兒子和爸爸正在看電視，忽然男主角跪下向女主角求婚。兒子很好奇的問爸爸：「爸爸，你向媽媽求婚的時候有沒有跪下？」爸爸：「沒有。」兒子：「為什麼？」 爸爸：「你媽說以後跪的機會多得是！」 Featuring a new pay-what-you-want Indie Game deal sale every 4 days. ... DarkZero Review "Fans of the genre have likely already found this game on Steam, so will know how enjoyable and well-crafted Crimzon Clover World Ignition is....

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別叫我爸

4月 16, 2013

王采安

kuso

FinePrint | Print the way you want兒子戰戰兢兢地回到家：「爸，今天考試只得了60分。」爸爸很生氣：「下次再考低了，就別叫我爸！」第二天兒子回來了：「對不起，哥！」Print the way you want ... “The way it concatenates a whole series of separate documents into one pdf file is particularly neat and proves much more reliable than importing separate pdf files into Acrobat which sometimes produces unexpected problems.”...

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算命

4月 16, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Vote all you want. The secret government won’t change. - The Boston Globe某日...某女心血來潮想算命。於是來到算命師的攤子前...... 然後...算命先生說：小姐最近要小心點！因為妳身上帶有「凶兆」啊！ 女：那我把身上的「胸罩」脫下來會不會好一點呢? Bill Clinton’s New Bedford rally raises more concerns Celebrated teacher at Phillips Exeter Academy barred from campus after admitting sexual misconduct Rod ... Q&A Vote all you want. The secret government won’t change. The people we elect aren’t the ones...

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多了一個碗

4月 16, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Boris Johnson exclusive: There is only one way to get the change we want – vote to leave the EU - Te地下道有個乞丐，每天都在那裡乞討生活。一日忽然發現乞丐身邊多了一個碗可又沒人？好奇。便上前去問：“為什麼你放兩個碗”。那乞丐笑了笑道：“丫不知怎麼滴最近生意特好。所以開了家分公司。”Boris Johnson exclusive: There is only one way to get the change we want – vote to leave the EU David Cameron has done his very best, but a vote to Remain will be taken in Brussels as a green light for the further erosion of democracy...

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哪類病人最省事

4月 16, 2013

王采安

kuso

Open Letter to the Next President, Part 3 | Thoughts from the Frontline Investment Newsletter | Maul 一個外科醫生聊天，談到為哪類病人動手術最省事。 「我認為是會計師」 第一個醫生說：「你切開他的身體之後，會見到所有內臟都有編號，絕不會混淆」。 「圖書館管理員也不錯」， 第二個醫生說：「內臟都按分類排列」。 第三個醫生說：「我喜歡為工程師開刀， 他們會理解為什麼我們替病人動手術後總愛在病人體內留下Like what you’re reading? Subscribe now and receive the full version of John Mauldin's Thoughts from the Frontline delivered to your inbox each week. Subscribe Now Already have an account? Click here to log-in. We never share your email with third parties...

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