i promise you im always there歌詞

胸軟心軟

8月 8, 2013

張千梅

kuso

I Will Always Love You - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有位男士在飯店大廳，當他往櫃檯方向走去時，不小心撞到了一位女士，而且是手肘碰到了她的胸部，男士轉過身去說：「女士，如果妳的心跟妳的胸部一樣軟的話，妳一定會原諒我的。」女士回答說「如果你『那話兒』跟你的手肘一樣硬的話，我在1221號房。」電腦課，有個男生和鄰座女生講話，結果被老師罵老師：「做什麼？」男"I Will Always Love You" is a song by American singer-songwriter Dolly Parton. The country track was released on June 6, 1974 as the second single from Parton's thirteenth solo studio album, Jolene (1974). The singer wrote the song, which was recorded on ...

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KFC早餐

8月 7, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

I AM FUEL, YOU ARE FRIENDS[無言] KFC早餐今天第一次買KFC(肯德基)的早餐龜毛的我根本無法下決定看了menu半天之後決定問店員「哪個比較好吃啊?」他忽然從「歡迎光臨」的熱情模式冷卻東看看 西瞧瞧 觀察一番左右環境之後小心翼翼 前傾身體靠近我小小聲的說"麥當勞比較好吃" "麥當勞比較好吃" "麥當勞比較好吃"我整個傻眼最Fuel/Friends Chapel Session #33: Alex Dezen (of The Damnwells) I have always said that Alex Dezen, of the beloved Brooklyn band The Damnwells, has a romantic voice. I don’t mean that in the way we picture Valentine’s Day cards or the airbrushed bodices on...

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爆笑精選：我下麵給妳吃

8月 7, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Ingrid Michaelson - You and I - YouTube線上遊戲名稱別亂取== 最近我的魔獸世界的帳號被凍結了不過裡面還有點數，所以我想把帳號要回來這不是重點，重點是我昨天打電話給客服中心後來有詢問我一些相關資料來確認是否是我本人阿還有問到我常用的角色的ID之類的問題我有一個帳號叫做「我下麵給妳吃」我才知道，帳號真的不能亂取昨天的對話是這樣的我You and I - Ingrid Michalson from the album Be OK. Dan Romer, her producer, sings along. Lyrics: don't you worry, there my honey we might not have any money but we've got our love to pay the bills maybe I think you're cute and funny, maybe I wanna do what...

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真人真事 3C店員

8月 7, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

I Promise You Im Always There歌詞 - 影片搜尋就在昨天去去X發買筆電發生的事情我一進去就跑去看筆電這時店員跑來....店員:先生需要甚麼嗎?我:不用了我自己看就好了過了一會店員:先生我還是幫你介紹好了店員:像這台就有雙核心....(劈哩啪啦講個不停)我:那我買這台好了店員:先生這台有打廣告,是秒殺機,現有優惠,他有贈送2G記憶體....(劈哩啪...

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一個經濟學笑話

8月 7, 2013

連冷文

kuso

I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You) - Wikipedia, the free enc一個經濟學笑話兩個聰明的經濟學天才青年，經常為了一些高深的經濟學理論爭辯不休一天飯後一起去散步，為了某個數學驗證的證明兩位傑出青年又爭執了起來正在難分高下的時候，突然發現前面的草地上有一堆狗屎甲就對乙說：「如果你能把它吃下去，我願意出五千萬。」五千萬的誘惑可真不小，吃還是不吃呢？乙掏出紙筆，進行了精Track listing [edit] All lyrics written by bassist Pete Wentz; all music composed by lead vocalist and guitarist Patrick Stump. "I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)" – 3:35 "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" (Li...

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沒事多笑笑......

8月 7, 2013

小安

kuso

Fall For You Lyrics [ Secondhand Serenade] - YouTube◎我跟貓說話，你插什麼嘴 ！！夫妻吵架後，丈夫知趣的去逗貓玩。 妻子吼道：「你跟那一頭豬在幹甚麼 ?」 丈夫驚奇道：「這是貓，不是豬呀！」 妻子一口接過：「我跟貓說話，你插什麼嘴 ?」 如此推論，跟貓說話的老公，豈不成了....."豬" ???--------Lyrics v : Enjoy! (^-^) The best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting Could it be that we have been this way before? I know you don't think that I am trying I know you're wearing thin down to the core But hold your breath Because tonight will be ...

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